It's Friday Fun Time
Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Stephen
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Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
It's Friday Fun Time
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Stephen
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Kieran O'Connor, Des O'Connor, Tom O'Connor . . .
I reckon Sinéad should start putting her affairs in order!
I reckon Sinéad should start putting her affairs in order!
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Remember when you would get kicked out of a nightclub for experimenting with untested drugs?
Now it's a prerequisite to get in.
Now it's a prerequisite to get in.
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Ray Scully
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Ray Scully
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Stephen
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Stephen
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My sexy Chinese neighbour told me she was desperate for a roger.
It was only when I had my trousers and pants round my ankles that I realised she wanted to rent out her spare room.
It was only when I had my trousers and pants round my ankles that I realised she wanted to rent out her spare room.
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Onelife
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Stephen wrote: 23 Jul 2021, 16:37My sexy Chinese neighbour told me she was desperate for a roger.
It was only when I had my trousers and pants round my ankles that I realised she wanted to rent out her spare room.
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Onelife
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On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the parrot squawks, "And get me a whisky you cow!" The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot and forgets the coffee.
When this omission is pointed out to her the parrot drains its glass and bawls, "And get me another whisky you bitch". Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with another whisky but still no coffee.
Unaccustomed to such slackness the man tries the parrot's approach, "I've asked you twice for a coffee, go and get it now or I'll kick your ass".
Next moment both he and the parrot have been wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards. Plunging downwards the parrot turns to him and says, "For someone who can't fly you're a lippy bastard!"
When this omission is pointed out to her the parrot drains its glass and bawls, "And get me another whisky you bitch". Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with another whisky but still no coffee.
Unaccustomed to such slackness the man tries the parrot's approach, "I've asked you twice for a coffee, go and get it now or I'll kick your ass".
Next moment both he and the parrot have been wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards. Plunging downwards the parrot turns to him and says, "For someone who can't fly you're a lippy bastard!"
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oldbluefox
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I was taught to be cautious
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oldbluefox
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I was taught to be cautious