It's Friday Fun Time
Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Stephen
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Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
It's Friday Fun Time
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Stephen
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It's been a bit of a strange morning for me.
First I found a hat full of money and then I got chased by an angry bloke with a guitar.
First I found a hat full of money and then I got chased by an angry bloke with a guitar.
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Stephen
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Stephen
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A new study has surprisingly revealed that the English city with the highest-earners under the age of 30 is not London, but Liverpool.
The value of copper wiring and car radios must have gone up recently.
The value of copper wiring and car radios must have gone up recently.
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Stephen
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Kendhni
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A 21 year old gorgeous looking blonde approached me in the super market earlier. She offered me sex if I would advertise some bathroom cleaning product. Naturally I declined because I am a person of high moral fibre and incredibly strong will power. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner that now comes in vanilla and lemon scents.
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Mervyn and Trish
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A teenager comes downstairs to go on a date with a see-through Blouse and no Bra. Her Grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that! The teenager tells her 'Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your Rose Buds show!" And out she goes. The next day the teenager comes downstairs and the Grandmother is sitting there with no top on. The teenager wants to die! She explains to her Grandmother that she has friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate... The Grandmother says, 'Loosen up, sweetie. If you can show off your Rose Buds, then I can display my Hanging Baskets!
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Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Six."
Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven!"
Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Six."
Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven!"
Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"
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Onelife
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A woman goes alone on vacation to Jamaica. Upon arriving, she meets a native Jamaican, and after a night of passionate love making she asks him, 'What is your name?'
'I can't tell you,' the Jamaican says.
Every night they meet and every night she asks him again what his name is, and he always responds the same, he can't tell her.
On her last night there she asks again 'Can you please tell me your name?'
'I can't tell you my name because you will laugh at me.' says the Jamaican.
'There is no reason for me to laugh at you,' the lady says.
'Fine, my name is Snow!' the man replies, and the lady bursts into laughter.
The man gets mad and says, 'I knew you would make fun of it'.
The lady replied, 'I'm not making fun of your name, I'm thinking of my husband, who won't believe me when I tell him that I had 10 inches of Snow every day in Jamaica.
'I can't tell you,' the Jamaican says.
Every night they meet and every night she asks him again what his name is, and he always responds the same, he can't tell her.
On her last night there she asks again 'Can you please tell me your name?'
'I can't tell you my name because you will laugh at me.' says the Jamaican.
'There is no reason for me to laugh at you,' the lady says.
'Fine, my name is Snow!' the man replies, and the lady bursts into laughter.
The man gets mad and says, 'I knew you would make fun of it'.
The lady replied, 'I'm not making fun of your name, I'm thinking of my husband, who won't believe me when I tell him that I had 10 inches of Snow every day in Jamaica.