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Unread post by **Stephen** » 20 Aug 2021, 08:42

It's Friday Fun Time

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Unread post by **Stephen** » 20 Aug 2021, 08:43

The Afghan army surrendered that quick they all now qualify for French citizenship.

Unread post by **Stephen** » 20 Aug 2021, 08:44

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Unread post by **Stephen** » 20 Aug 2021, 08:45

My Son told me that every time he sees a certain teacher she always gives him the horn.

I winked and told him there's nothing wrong with that and it's normal for a young man.

But, It's not fair, she knows I can't play the flipping thing, he protested.

Unread post by **Stephen** » 20 Aug 2021, 08:47

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Unread post by **Stephen** » 20 Aug 2021, 08:48

I threw a ball for my dog tonight.
A bit extravagant but he is 5 and looked awesome in a tuxedo.

Unread post by **Kendhni** » 20 Aug 2021, 12:54

A man was walking around the promenade deck when he saw an elderly lady desperately trying to hold onto her hat so that it would not blow away in the wind. He approached and said
"Excuse me mam, and I don't mean to intrude, but have you realised that your dress is blowing up in the wind"
"Yes" the old lady replied, "but I need to hold onto this hat with both hands.".
"Mam did you know that you are not wearing any underwear and your lady garden is fully exposed."
The elderly lady looked down and said "everything down there is 85 years old and I only just bought this hat.".

Unread post by **Stephen** » 20 Aug 2021, 15:26

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Unread post by **Stephen** » 20 Aug 2021, 15:27

My wife started a pointless argument and eventually shouted, "Are you even listening to me?"

I answered, "Half past five."

Unread post by **Kendhni** » 21 Aug 2021, 17:03

Just read a sad story that the inventor of predictive text died last week
His funfair is on monkey

Unread post by **Ray Scully** » 22 Aug 2021, 11:32

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Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 23 Aug 2021, 10:18

On a recent trip to the United States , Tony Blair, Ex. Prime Minister of the UK and now U.N. Middle East Peace Envoy, addressed a major gathering of Native American Indians.

He spoke for almost two hours on his success in bringing about a lasting peace settlement amongst the warring nations of the Middle East, likening it to the way that the U.S. Government found a suitable agreement with the North American tribes.

At the conclusion of his speech, the crowd presented him with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name - Walking Eagle.

A very chuffed Tony then departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds..

A news reporter later asked one of the Indians how they came to select the new name given to Tony Blair They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of sh*t that it can no longer fly.

Unread post by **Kendhni** » 23 Aug 2021, 11:17

That explains a running joke on another site ... they keep referring to Boris Johnson and his cabinet as 'Walking pigeons' (I thought it had something to do with 'rat' as in 'rats with wings' or the head strut or something). Now I understand

Unread post by **oldbluefox** » 23 Aug 2021, 12:40

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