A man staggers into a hospital with concussion, Multiple bruises, two black eyes and a 5 iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
The doctor asked "What happened to you?"
"Well I was playing Golf with my wife when we sliced our golf balls into a field of cows. I found one stuck in a cows fanny, I yelled to my wife 'this looks like yours', I don't remember much after that ..."
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?"
"What dear?" she asked gently, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
I was sat there, tapping my feet, swaying slightly from side to side and snapping my fingers to the beat.
"All those different beats" I said "those sudden changes in intensity and speed, so exciting so moving, so invigorating at times, yet relaxing at other times, it's just bl**dy great".
Ah yes" replied the doctor as he snatched the stethoscope back "I need to talk to you about that, quite urgently".
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