I'll blow and blow....

Unread post by **Onelife** » 14 Dec 2021, 13:45

Stephen wrote: 14 Dec 2021, 12:24
#118

That chimney doesn't look that safe either. Have you seen the slant on it

My wife saw your post before me…she’s in tears

Unread post by **Onelife** » 15 Dec 2021, 11:23

No Show

Unread post by **oldbluefox** » 15 Dec 2021, 11:26

Sorry to hear that OL. I wonder what his excuse will be............

Unread post by **Stephen** » 15 Dec 2021, 11:35

He sounds about as reliable as the weather.
I would say sack him and look around for someone else, but with it getting nearer to Christmas the trades will all be packing up soon.

Foxy and me will take the job on for a substantial fee. I'll hold the ladder

Unread post by **Stephen** » 16 Dec 2021, 10:34

What’s the latest Keith?

Unread post by **Manoverboard** » 16 Dec 2021, 12:07

I reckon he's on the job ....

Unread post by **Stephen** » 16 Dec 2021, 12:29

Who Keith, nah, he's too old for all that now

Unread post by **Manoverboard** » 16 Dec 2021, 15:08

... must be time for a rest and a brew, just saying.

Unread post by **Stephen** » 16 Dec 2021, 15:39

Had mine.

Transferred a pile of cut logs into a one ton back this morning. Nackered me.

Unread post by **Onelife** » 16 Dec 2021, 17:23

Just got back from a monotonous day out delivering Christmas presents.... ‘absolutely Shagged’ which should dispel the rumours Stephen has been spreading about my sex life

We have a 100% guarantee for Saturday…here’s hoping!

Unread post by **david63** » 16 Dec 2021, 17:31

Onelife wrote: 16 Dec 2021, 17:23
Just got back from a monotonous day out delivering Christmas presents

You appear to have missed mine

Unread post by **oldbluefox** » 16 Dec 2021, 17:43

david63 wrote: 16 Dec 2021, 17:31
You appear to have missed mine

Pity that. He's still got loads of storm damaged chocolates to shift. He obviously sees you as his friend.

Unread post by **Onelife** » 17 Dec 2021, 10:55

oldbluefox wrote: 16 Dec 2021, 17:43

david63 wrote: 16 Dec 2021, 17:31
You appear to have missed mine
Pity that. He's still got loads of storm damaged chocolates to shift. He obviously sees you as his friend.

You certainly know how to kick a man when he is down on his luck

Unread post by **Stephen** » 17 Dec 2021, 12:05

He’s probably doing the roofers job for him and getting rid of the old slates by dressing them up as Christmas presents.

I’m expecting mine anytime now…..through the window

Unread post by **oldbluefox** » 17 Dec 2021, 13:20

My friends would have had the job done by now and moved on your chocolates and anything else not tied down.

Unread post by **Onelife** » 17 Dec 2021, 15:06

oldbluefox wrote: 17 Dec 2021, 13:20
My friends would have had the job done by now and moved on your chocolates and anything else not tied down.

I don’t suppose your mates could do me a favour could they? I’ll supply the slates and let them know which window/s later

Unread post by **Onelife** » 17 Dec 2021, 15:14

Hi Stephen...don't forget to leave one or more of your curtains open tonight as one of Foxy's friends is going to do a little job on one of your neighbours tonight....he I wouldn’t want them to get the wrong house.

Unread post by **Stephen** » 17 Dec 2021, 16:01

Onelife wrote: 17 Dec 2021, 15:14
Hi Stephen...don't forget to leave one or more of your curtains open tonight as one of Foxy's friends is going to do a little job on one of your neighbours tonight....he I wouldn’t want them to get the wrong house.

Are his friend any good at removing kitchens. It'll save a few bob if they are. I'll leave a glass of milk and a mince pie out for them if they are.

Unread post by **Onelife** » 18 Dec 2021, 09:10

We’ve got two men on the roof

Unread post by **david63** » 18 Dec 2021, 09:14

Onelife wrote: 18 Dec 2021, 09:10
We’ve got two men on the roof

Is one of them wearing a red suit and the other imitating a reindeer?

Unread post by **oldbluefox** » 18 Dec 2021, 09:49

Ho! Ho! Ho!

Unread post by **Stephen** » 18 Dec 2021, 09:58

Onelife wrote: 18 Dec 2021, 09:10
We’ve got two men on the roof

Tell them to F off. They’re a week early

Unread post by **Manoverboard** » 18 Dec 2021, 10:04

Onelife wrote: 18 Dec 2021, 09:10
We’ve got two men on the roof

But they've forgotten to bring any tiles ?

Unread post by **Onelife** » 18 Dec 2021, 10:04

david63 wrote: 18 Dec 2021, 09:14

Onelife wrote: 18 Dec 2021, 09:10
We’ve got two men on the roof
Is one of them wearing a red suit and the other imitating a reindeer?

…what I do know is that I couldn’t have wished for a better Christmas present

Unread post by **Onelife** » 18 Dec 2021, 10:07

Manoverboard wrote: 18 Dec 2021, 10:04

Onelife wrote: 18 Dec 2021, 09:10
We’ve got two men on the roof
But they've forgotten to bring any tiles ?

Oh no they haven't....

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