Last One to Post Wins

[Manoverboard]

Our conservatory faces North ... just saying

[Bensham33]

I'm sitting here waiting for me mate to pick me up
We are going to football Palace v Burnley.

[Stephen]

I’m having a beer.

[Bensham33]

I'm sitting here waiting for a curry to be delivered.

[Mervyn and Trish]

I'm sitting here having a coffee after dinner.

[Stephen]

Served by the butler I trust

[Mervyn and Trish]

Of course. After he warmed my slippers.

[Stephen]

The staff have brought me tea in bed a short while ago. A little late but I’ll let it go just this once.

[Ray B]

I am poor, have to get out of bed and make my own.

[Stephen]

How the lower classes suffer

[Bensham33]

I'mm watching Pointless

[Ray B]

good for you Bensham, I'm watching my being infront.

[Bensham33]

I hope you all have a good toss tonight and your pancake comes down and lands safely.

[Manoverboard]

Why is the first pancake, out of the cleanest of clean non stick pans, always rubbish and that being the case how come mine is always the second one

[Stephen]

I’m in the dog house, big time

[Manoverboard]

Don't tell me you forgot to get the Pancake Mix from Morri and Sons ?

[Stephen]

Worse.

I picked up an unopened bottle of red that I had been warming in front of the log burner. As I picked it up the neck of the bottle broke and the whole lot went over the hearth and carpet.

Mrs S was NOT best pleased. There were tears and tantrums, not mine I might add.

Hopefully the Vanish power foam carpet cleaner looks like it might be doing the trick although it might need a couple of attempts

It would have to happen in winter, it’s a bu99er trying to sleep in the shed. I keep waking up thinking there’s a horses head next to me.

One consolation is it wasn’t one of my nicer bottles of red

[Manoverboard]

Worse.

I picked up an unopened bottle of red that I had been warming in front of the log burner. As I picked it up the neck of the bottle broke and the whole lot went over the hearth and carpet.

Not a problem ... may I recommend a can of ' Wine Away ' from Amazon with a next day delivery.

We've been using it for years and it has never failed

ps ... using a carpet cleaner could cause it to spread

[towny44]

Worse.

I picked up an unopened bottle of red that I had been warming in front of the log burner. As I picked it up the neck of the bottle broke and the whole lot went over the hearth and carpet.

Mrs S was NOT best pleased. There were tears and tantrums, not mine I might add.

Hopefully the Vanish power foam carpet cleaner looks like it might be doing the trick although it might need a couple of attempts

It would have to happen in winter, it’s a bu99er trying to sleep in the shed. I keep waking up thinking there’s a horses head next to me.

One consolation is it wasn’t one of my nicer bottles of red

A quick google gave me the following, 2 cups of warm water, 1 teaspoon washing up liquid and 1 tablespoon white vinegar, mix thoroughly and apply generously to the stain using a sponge to get deeply into carpet, leave to soak for 10 minutes, then rinse with warm water using a sponge and dry with old cloths or towelling.
I managed to clean a similar red wine spillage and even Lady T cannot see where it was.

[Manoverboard]

She could smell it though

[Stephen]

Thanks for the tips chaps although mixed reviews on the Wine Away Moby.

I’ll pass on the info to the staff.

I’ve had a hoover and a wipe over with clean water and it looks like we I’ve dodged a bullet. Will let dry thoroughly and see it needs another go.

You wouldn’t have wanted to have been here last night. You would have thought the world had ended. She was not a happy bunny. I think I’ll be banned to the kitchen from now on when it comes to pouring red wine

[Manoverboard]

Thanks for the tips chaps although mixed reviews on the Wine Away Moby.

For best results it should be used straight away, I took the poor reviews with a pinch of salt.

We initially bought it when the grand children were old enough to sit up at the dining room table just in case but it was their Daddy who knocked over the best part of a 250ml glass of deep red Burgundy wine onto one's very light creamy coloured carpet. Half a Kitchen roll, much cussing and a fair few sprays later and the evidence was gone for ever.

Get some in just in case you mess up again, her indoors will be as pleased as punch

[towny44]

Thanks for the tips chaps although mixed reviews on the Wine Away Moby.

I’ll pass on the info to the staff.

I’ve had a hoover and a wipe over with clean water and it looks like we I’ve dodged a bullet. Will let dry thoroughly and see it needs another go.

You wouldn’t have wanted to have been here last night. You would have thought the world had ended. She was not a happy bunny. I think I’ll be banned to the kitchen from now on when it comes to pouring red wine

I still do not understand why you wanted warm red wine, my red wine is stored in the wine rack of our small kitchen diner cabinet, which keeps it at the perfect room temperature.

[Manoverboard]

Cos he keeps it in the garage .... ?

[towny44]

Cos he keeps it in the garage .... ?

Well isn't that too silly.