It's Friday Fun Time
Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Stephen
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Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
It's Friday Fun Time
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Went to the doctor today and told him I was tired all the time and could he give me something.
He gave me a 20% off voucher at Bensons For Beds.
He gave me a 20% off voucher at Bensons For Beds.
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oldbluefox
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I was taught to be cautious
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oldbluefox
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oldbluefox
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Apparently peace talks have opened between Russia and Ukraine
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Stephen
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A man walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price. The more sheer the negligee, the higher the price.
Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him.
Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy), "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on."
So, she decided she would do the modeling naked, return the negligee the following day, and keep the $500 refund for herself.
She appears naked on the stair landing and strikes a pose. The husband says, "Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it."
He never heard the shot. The funeral is on Thursday, at noon. Closed coffin.
Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him.
Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy), "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on."
So, she decided she would do the modeling naked, return the negligee the following day, and keep the $500 refund for herself.
She appears naked on the stair landing and strikes a pose. The husband says, "Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it."
He never heard the shot. The funeral is on Thursday, at noon. Closed coffin.
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Ray Scully
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"I Cant wait for warm summer nights outside on the patio"
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