Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~

[Stephen]

It's Friday Fun Time

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[Stephen]

"Your school attendance has been appalling this year Johnny, you've been absent for 275 days. How do you account for yourself?"

"I'm practising for when I become a teacher."

[Stephen]

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[Stephen]

I tell women that I'm responsible for a large team of web developers.

I find it gets a better reception than saying I live in a bedsit with a spider infestation.

[Onelife]

An old lady gets caught shoplifting. On court day the lady and her husband who goes with her stands before the judge and he says to her, "Why did you shoplift?" And she says "I was hungry." The judge says "What did you take?" She replys, "A can of peaches." So the judge trying to figure out how to punish her says, "How many peaches where in the can?" The lady says "6" so the judge says ok then 1 day per peach in jail that will be 6 days time served. The judge says would anyone like to say anything and her husband says your honor, "She stole a can of peas too"

[Onelife]

What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 45 lbs.

[Stephen]

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[Stephen]

I get really nervous taking my clothes off in front of women for the first time, I'm never quite sure if they going to run out of the park screaming or not...

[Mervyn and Trish]

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[Mervyn and Trish]

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[Onelife]

[Stephen]

Good one Merv