Last One to Post Wins

[Mervyn and Trish]

Morning Pop Pickers. Turn on, tune in and rip the kn*b off.

[Stephen]

Sounds too painful

[Mervyn and Trish]

The programme's even worse....

[Bensham33]

I'm watching the best game of the season, bar none Wrexham 4 v Grimsby 4. They are playing stoppage time 2 mins to go before extra time. It's an outstanding match.

[Ray B]

I am in the lead, an outstanding achievement.

[Mervyn and Trish]

I am avoiding football entirely, Monaco Grand Priix tomorrow, and I'm on pole position here.

[Stephen]

Not any more

[towny44]

I think its my checkered flag.

[Bensham33]

Grimsby win 4-5 aet. What a match. They will play Solihull Moors or Chesterfield in the National League play off final next week.

[Mervyn and Trish]

I'll be washing my hair

[Bensham33]

I'm now watching Mansfield v Port Vale. I know who wins this one.

[Stephen]

I'll be washing my hair

I thought you always sent it away to be done

[Mervyn and Trish]

I've lost the spare.

[Stephen]

I’ve lost the lot, well almost

[Ray B]

While you all look for your hair, don't mind me.

[Stephen]

We won’t. .

[Ray B]

That's O K then.

[Stephen]

Your welcome

[Ray B]

No problem, I'll just carry on.

[Mervyn and Trish]

You do that. I'll stay here.

[Ray B]

Very kind of you Merv, I'll just keep going

[Bensham33]

Good afternoon

[Mervyn and Trish]

So you claim

[Stephen]

Times up number 7.

[Ray B]

In that case, it must be my turn.