Little Tim was in the backyard filling in a hole when his neighbour peered over the fence interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing. He politely asked, “What are you up to there, Tim?”
“My goldfish died,” replied Tim tearfully, without looking up, “and I’ve just buried him.”
The concerned neighbour said, “That’s an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?”
Tim patted down the last heap of earth and then replied, “That’s because he’s inside your cat!”
The police have decided not to fine Sir Queer Stoma and MANgela Raynor despite seeing videos of them holding a massive indoor booze up which would have meant them having to resign their positions.
The police then went on to thank the Labour Party for their huge donation to their Christmas party fund.
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