Hot Hot Hot

[Kendhni]

I can see the lawn starting to scorch a bit so time to get the sprinkler out before there is a hosepipe ban.

[Stephen]

What lawn. Ours is just about straw.

[oldbluefox]

It's much cooler up here and living near the sea we always have a bit of a sea breeze which helps to keep the temperature down.

Do you do bed & breakfast

No problem Keefy. I'll send you my tariff. Premium rates apply to Lisa/Theresa/lefty leaning types.

[screwy]

Lovely and pleasant here in cloudy Southport.

[Onelife]

It's much cooler up here and living near the sea we always have a bit of a sea breeze which helps to keep the temperature down.

Do you do bed & breakfast

No problem Keefy. I'll send you my tariff. Premium rates apply to Lisa/Theresa/lefty leaning types.

I was only kidding, I don’t like either of them

[david63]

I'll send you my tariff

Are chocolate included?

[oldbluefox]

He's in the stables if they are!!!

[oldbluefox]

It's a sultry 18 degrees here. I might have to take my fleece off.

[Stephen]

It's a sultry 18 degrees here. I might have to take my fleece off.

I'd be lighting the log burner here at that temp.

[Onelife]

I posed this question to my wife today….” Darling, do you think we should leave our parked car widows open during the heat wave” She thought it a good idea so I had a look on google and this seems to be the right approach…. I appreciate each individuals parking circumstances may not allow for this.

[Kendhni]

I posed this question to my wife today….” Darling, do you think we should leave our parked car widows open during the heat wave”

Sounds a bit like a brothel for the elderly

[oldbluefox]

Friends currently on Aurora are in Tallinn where the weather is described as cold and wet!!
It seems it is not only the tar on the road going into meltdown the media are going as well. We really are a nanny state. What happened to good old fashioned common sense?

[Stephen]

I posed this question to my wife today….” Darling, do you think we should leave our parked car widows open during the heat wave” She thought it a good idea so I had a look on google and this seems to be the right approach…. I appreciate each individuals parking circumstances may not allow for this.

Can you let me know what day you plan on doing this Keith and what type of vehicle it is. And if you would be so kind to leave the key or key card inside as it saves all that unnecessary hot wiring.

[Stephen]

Ours will be going in the garage…..hopefully.

[Manoverboard]

If we the left the car roof / windows open for any time at all the internals would become a mass of spider webs. Face it away from the sun and prop up a foil screen reflector on the rear shelf.

[Stephen]

Ours is now tucked up in the garage. I think it would take more than a foil screen come Monday and Tuesday Moby. Fine if you want to roast some meat at the same time

[Manoverboard]

If you fancy clearing a space large enough in our garage then maybe but neither of us two has the energy to even think about it

[Stephen]

Get some decent single malt in and throw in b&b for a couple of nights plus petrol costs and we might have a deal.

What am i thinking......its still the house of death at yours ....scub that offer

[Manoverboard]

Good thinking ...

[screwy]

It's a sultry 18 degrees here. I might have to take my fleece off.

I'd be lighting the log burner here at that temp.

Sounds like when I started in the Prison Service at Aylesbury. Middle of winter and the cons would say “ Cold init Guv.”

I’d reply. “Barbecue weather where I’m from .”

[Onelife]

I posed this question to my wife today….” Darling, do you think we should leave our parked car widows open during the heat wave” She thought it a good idea so I had a look on google and this seems to be the right approach…. I appreciate each individuals parking circumstances may not allow for this.

Can you let me know what day you plan on doing this Keith and what type of vehicle it is. And if you would be so kind to leave the key or key card inside as it saves all that unnecessary hot wiring.

Stephen, you can come any day but if you can’t cover 50 metres in 2.5 seconds, please say hello to Fang and Psycho

[screwy]

Those your Sisters.?.?

[oldbluefox]

Those your Sisters.?.?

[Stephen]

Those your Sisters.?.?

[Onelife]

Those your Sisters.?.?

Wot you laughing at? … Screwy’s remarks weren’t funny, they were dam rude and upsetting…I’ve reported him to David for a good spanking...and no you can’t his place.