Huge cock

[Mervyn and Trish]

Can't believe my ears. Did I just hear on the Steve Wright Show that they're going to put a huge cock on the fourth plinth in Trafalgar Square?

I don't beeee-leeeive it.

[Dark Knight]

there is huge cock on the roundabout as you drive into Dorking, been there for ages

this forum has it's own huge cock from Dorzet

[Jan Rosser]

Apparently it's a giant blue French cockerel what will Lord Nelson think

M &T - I nearly choked when I saw your post heading I was intrigued - I hadn't heard Steve Wright so didn't know what you were referring to. Some of the postings on here do make me laugh - I imagine a lot of other people will have the same reaction as me - well I hope so anyway

[Dancing Queen]

Thank you for explaining that Jan I can't say what I had visions of seeing in Trafalgar Square the next time I visited the Capital

I too nearly choked when I saw the heading, I was expecting to open the thread and see ......... Huge Cock ................ Up.

[gfwgfw]

[quote="Dark Knight"]there is huge cock on the roundabout as you drive into Dorking, been there for ages

this forum has it's own huge cock from Dorzet [/quo


Dear Mr DN

Greetings from rural Darzet

Hooze that then my lubberly

The Happy Giant

[Dark Knight]

felicitations gfw

why you of course, or should I have written "large member" for the sake of clarify ??

oh well I am sure you will be happy with either appellation

[gfwgfw]

Mr DN

Yep not a bad whatsit for an "old country bumpkin" SAGA ignoramus

Lubooo cuz I do

Graham

[Onelife]

In deed so gfw....but he is lubberly... really!!

[Onelife]

Oop’s...sorry

Wrong thread.

[Dark Knight]

Anywho back on topic
why place a huge cock atop the plinth, what if anything does the huge cock say about the UK?
I could undersatnd a British Bulldog or George slaying the dragon but a cock???

[Mervyn and Trish]

Now it's been explained to me I don't understand it either.

[Not so ancient mariner]

More of a French symbol, really: - unless, of course, you happen to be a Spurs fan!

[Mervyn and Trish]

But isn't Trafalgar Square in England? And didn't we beat the French?

(Though I appreciate winning is not a concept familiar to Spurs fans!)

[Not so ancient mariner]

Agreed on all three points!

[paultheeagle]

Don't know about a hugh cock going on the 4th plinth, there have been a few 'd**k 'eads up there already.

I have read that supporters of the late Baroness Thatcher RIP want a statue of old iron knickers on the Fourth Plinth...Perhaps that was what Steve Wright meant.

[Capt Black]

What's been going on today? All this talk about cocks in Trafalgar Square, and while I'm listening to Radio One on me way home they're banging on about Dorset Knobs, and a variety of associated sports.

[Dark Knight]

less said about Dorzet knobs the better, makes for a happier forum

[Capt Black]

Some of the associated sports sounded painful...

[gfwgfw]

less said about Dorzet knobs the better, makes for a happier forum

My dear Mr DN

Kindly

Resist

Following the friendly Giant

Around our friendly forum

Tantamount

To a bad smell

I thank you in anticipation

Do have a productive day

[Dark Knight]

Dear gfw

sadly anyone who has been following the forum of late, has seen your many attempts to goad me into making a harsh or rash response to your childish snide comments and you ill concieved jokes at my expense
on the several occasions I have asked you to explain you constant baiting of me ,you have tried to laugh it off as humour or ignored my repeated request for clarifiaction.
this thread is a case in point as it in fact you following me around like an lovestruck teenager

if you persist is dogging my every move on the form and continue to try to make capital at my expense, you will be reported for stalking and constant abuse
everyone can see what your are trying to do, so I strongly suggest you find something else to do, rather than bait me.
your persona of the bumbling country yokel is trasparent and ceased being funny or quaint a long time.
so please take this seriously as I will be reporting you if you persist, this is my final post concerning your poor , ill judged behaviour

DK

[gfwgfw]

DN

I have PM you endeavoring to put this to bed

Kindly

Graham

[HK phooey]

I find it unbelievable that the mods haven't stepped in and used the red pen on this thread. I am absolutely disgusted that people think they can say what they like about the mighty Spurs and get away with it.

[Dark Knight]

HK

it is not a reference to Gareth Bale, though it could be when he bales out and goes to Chelski, City or united over the summer

[HK phooey]

Dear Bat,
your persona of the bumbling Brummie yokel is getting on me jubblies. Leave me and my Gareth alone or I shall be forced to report you to several Essex chavs I remain in touch with - they own staffies and know how to use them.

[qbman1]

It's just like enticing the chickens to bed with a handful of corn - just wave a few banknotes under your "dear Gaareth's" nose and he will be off like a shot !!