Cabin Boy??? Really!!!

[Onelife]

Considering all the ridicule and pain you have put me through these past few weeks you and your motley crew should be sending me chocolates.

Not sure I’ll be able to post for a while as I’m having a few nuts and bolts put in my back on Monday, hopefully by the time I return you’ll have had another momentary aberration and give me the promotion I truly deserve.

Captain Onelife

[Stephen]

I had a momentary aberration and it seems that OL is now back where he should be (thanks for the chocolates )

I’ve been checking the gutters and I still can’t see him

[Stephen]

Captain Onelife

Sound like metal Micky would be more appropriate

Hope it all goes well on Monday

[Onelife]

Captain Onelife

Sound like metal Micky would be more appropriate

Hope it all goes well on Monday

Talking scrap again Stephen

[Stephen]

Do you want to buy some

[Mervyn and Trish]

Sounds as good as the B&Q plumbing department bits I have in my chest, along with chicken wire.

[towny44]

Knew you’d weaken.

He could even wither and die if he eats those chocolates!!!!

[oldbluefox]

Hope all goes well on Monday. If they're short I have an old biscuit tin full of nuts, bolts and washers and you're welcome to them.

[Mervyn and Trish]

There's a few nuts on Facebook and Twitter....

[Manoverboard]

Good luck on Monday, is it a 15 minute op and a couple of Paracetamols or is it a real grizzly job ?

[Stephen]

I heard he’s having the deluxe model money belt fitted.

[Ray B]

The very best for Monday OL.
David is as hard as a turtle shell, don't think he will move fast with your plea though.

[Onelife]

Good luck on Monday, is it a 15 minute op and a couple of Paracetamols or is it a real grizzly job ?

Hi Mob, not sure how grisly its going to be but with Foxy’s tool kit I think they should have it wrapped up in just over an hour. The procedure I’m having is called I-fuse.

[Onelife]

Thanks you all for your good wishes….they say you can’t keep a goodun down for long so I’ll be strapping it to my leg.

You all be nice to each other and keep smiling

[Stephen]

I’ll give you a tenner for your car now and take a chance

[david63]

If you want a quick exit from hospital give the nursies a box of chocolates each and you will be out in no time

[Stephen]

Not the surgeon though, unless you want a shoddy rush job

[oldbluefox]

If the nurses eat those chocolates they'll be in for a rush job.

[Stephen]

I just hope he's not first on the list.

Monday morning, first patient, the surgeons still got a hangover and the shakes from partying all weekend.......oh dear oh dear.

[oldbluefox]

The things some people do to get out of the washing up.

[Onelife]

Always nice to close with a smile on your face…catch up with all later.

[Stephen]

Always nice to close with a smile on your face…catch up with all later.

You hope

[oldbluefox]

Onelife becomes the first on the forum to transform to Meccano Man. Best wishes OL, be a brave soldier.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Does he get a lollipop if he's good?

Come back safe and soon OL. Just avoid magnets.

[Stephen]

He's probably gone for the plastic option so he should be ok, just keep out of the sun