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Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Stephen
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Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
It's Friday Fun Time
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Stephen
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Paddy and Mick, wanted to go back to school, so they enrolled at the local college and met with the dean of admissions. Paddy is called in first.
Dean: - Well, I got the standard general education courses for you this coming semester, such as science and English. I've also signed you up for a course called Logic."
Paddy - "What's Logic?"
Dean - "Oh, well it's very simple. First, I need to ask you: do you own a lawnmower?"
Paddy - "Yes."
Dean - "Since you have a lawnmower, logic would then follow that you have a yard."
Paddy - "Wow, that's amazing!"
Dean - "And since you have a yard, I'd logically deduce that you own a home."
Paddy - "Amazing"
Dean - "And since you have a home, someone has to take care of it so logically, I'd conclude that you have a wife."
Paddy: "Oh, my sweet Mary, that's wonderful!"
Dean - "And since you have a wife, I'd logically conclude that you're heterosexual."
Paddy is ecstatic, thanks the dean and goes back into the hall where Mick is waiting and talks to him excitedly about the upcoming classes.
Paddy - "That dean in there's got a heap of classes for us, including one called Logic."
Mick - "What the fecking hell is Logic?"
Paddy - "Aw, it's real simple. First, I gotta ask ya Mick, do you own a lawnmower?"
Mick - "No."
Paddy - "Yer fecking queer, ain't ya?"
Dean: - Well, I got the standard general education courses for you this coming semester, such as science and English. I've also signed you up for a course called Logic."
Paddy - "What's Logic?"
Dean - "Oh, well it's very simple. First, I need to ask you: do you own a lawnmower?"
Paddy - "Yes."
Dean - "Since you have a lawnmower, logic would then follow that you have a yard."
Paddy - "Wow, that's amazing!"
Dean - "And since you have a yard, I'd logically deduce that you own a home."
Paddy - "Amazing"
Dean - "And since you have a home, someone has to take care of it so logically, I'd conclude that you have a wife."
Paddy: "Oh, my sweet Mary, that's wonderful!"
Dean - "And since you have a wife, I'd logically conclude that you're heterosexual."
Paddy is ecstatic, thanks the dean and goes back into the hall where Mick is waiting and talks to him excitedly about the upcoming classes.
Paddy - "That dean in there's got a heap of classes for us, including one called Logic."
Mick - "What the fecking hell is Logic?"
Paddy - "Aw, it's real simple. First, I gotta ask ya Mick, do you own a lawnmower?"
Mick - "No."
Paddy - "Yer fecking queer, ain't ya?"
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Stephen
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And how many counted to makes sure
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