Any one else see the irony of people who live just outside London complaining they couldn't get a train to London so they could run 26 miles when they got there?
Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what ! !
A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends..Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch.
They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day!
This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich.
He said, 'Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?'
She said 'I love it but I have to stop eating it.'
'Why?' he asked.
She pointed to her lap and said 'Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!'
'Let me see' he said.
'Okay' and she showed him.. He looked and said, 'That's right.You are! Better not eat any more chicken.'
He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter He said to the little girl,
'I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!' She asked if she could look, so he showed her!
She said, 'Oh, my God, it's too late for you!
You've already got the NECK and GIZZARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I spoke with a neighbour some time ago and she told me her husband had recently passed away.
After giving my condolences I asked her what had happened.
She said he?d gone out to their vegetable patch to get a cabbage for their tea and had fallen flat on his face.
I said, I?m so sorry, whatever did you do?
She replied. I opened a tin of peas.
𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Some worrying news coming out of Anfield tonight, there are rumours circulating that Jürgen Klopp and John W Henry have had a major bust up on the future of LFC, with whispers that Jürgen will resign in the morning (Saturday)
So just to clarify: “The Klopp’s Go Back This Weekend”
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