Huge cock

[Dark Knight]

dear inmate of the penal colony formerly known as the IOW
ooooh I am well scared

young bale will be off like a rat up drain pipe when £150k per week is mentioned, oh yes he will

[gfwgfw]

Hi Helen

Well pleased to see Gareth Frank Bale achieved such accolades, he has great talent and a nice guy to boot

He played for Soton aged just 16 and immediately became a key player in gaining the rise of Soton successful return to the Premiership

Luboo you and your beautiful IoW

Graham

[gfwgfw]

Hey Ho

The Giant and his Ferrets are truly touched by the numerous PM received in response to my post numbered 21

Thank you

Graham

[Dancing Queen]

Well those of us that know you Graham know that your intention is never to offend we know you are "naughty but nice" it's what makes you unique

Hope the ferrets are well

Lubooo xx

[Mervyn and Trish]

Ferrets? Just tying some string round the bottom of my trousers, just in case.

BTW, does anyone remember the famous clip of Richard Whiteley on Calendar on Yorkshire TV getting a ferret firmly clamped by its teeth to the end of his finger? Well at the time I was working at BBC Radio Sheffield and one day I interviewed a man about ferrets and he suggested I hold one, which I did. Only then did he reveal that, yes, it was that ferret!

[Jean W]

I most certainly do remember Richard Whiteley and the ferret - ouch!!!

[paultheeagle]

M & T

What a wonderful claim to fame......I am simply not worthy.

[Dark Knight]

Paulie
get Merv to tell you about his photo, that PandO use to show you how to dress on formal nights...oh yes they do

I had the pleasure of meeting the PandO poster boy on Azura last year, that is my cruising claim to fame

[paultheeagle]

Can I see it then Merv....your picture I mean.

[Dancing Queen]

Certainly do remember it, they still show the clip on Calendar occasionally.

[Manoverboard]

Hey Ho

The Giant and his Ferrets are truly touched by the numerous PM received in response to my post numbered 21

Thank you

Graham

Good God man ... not that old rubbish about all my PMs of support, no doubt from the silent majority

[gfwgfw]

Mr MOB

I do need your help

How do I empty my intray, cuz it is filled to bursting

Thank you - and have a nice day on your patch of rural Darzet

Graham

[oldbluefox]

gfw, go into your messages and on the right hand side tick the boxes of the ones you want to delete. Scroll to the bottom and there is a box 'Mark/unmark as important'. If you click on the arrow on the right of the box it will give you the option to delete. Select this and click Go. Et voila!!

(Mob must be having a rest!!)

[gfwgfw]

Mr OBF

Thank you

. . and guess what I received a very nice PM from my near neighbor MOB how nice was that

Graham

[Not so ancient mariner]

Can somebody please remind me exactly what this thread was originally about?

[HK phooey]

Yes notso, it was about whether Margaret Thatcher had paid enough NI contributions to entitle her to a state funeral, or was it a state pension?

[Dark Knight]

it's about a big cock being paraded for all to see

just like when the players come out of the tunnel at Spurs Hiya Hk

[paultheeagle]

Has anyone else noticed that the word 'Cock'...as in cockeral, male bird, make a gun ready for firering is okay and perfectly acceptable...

but the word 'd**k' as in Spotted d**k and custard, the Famous Five - Julian, d**k, George, Anne and Timmy the Dog or the d**k as in 'Oooooo you are awful, but I like you' d**k Emery....is censored.....funny that and a tad sad me thinks............Never mind eh.

[Manoverboard]

Then use D1ck ... doh, worra d**k

[Mervyn and Trish]

Spotted d1ck is a very serious medical condition. I don't think we should josh about it.

[Dark Knight]

so is cock-a leekie

[Mervyn and Trish]

And cock-a-leekie soup sounds ghastly!

[Dark Knight]

WHAT !!!!!
you mean you have to eat it as well