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Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Stephen
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Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
It's Friday Fun Time
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Stephen
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A farmer gets a phone call from his son who says: Dad, I've run over a pig and its stuck under the tractor but it's still alive, what should I do?
Shoot it says the farmer, and then bury it where no one will find it.
Twenty minutes later he gets another call from his son who says: I've done that dad, now what should I do with his speed camera and motorbike?
Shoot it says the farmer, and then bury it where no one will find it.
Twenty minutes later he gets another call from his son who says: I've done that dad, now what should I do with his speed camera and motorbike?
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Ray Scully
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Ray Scully
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Ray Scully
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Ray Scully
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Stephen
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On a bus, a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read a newspaper.
Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest:
"Do you know what arthritis is?"
The parish priest soon thought of taking the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied:
"It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly life: excess, consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack, and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity, sex, binges and other things I dare not say."
The drunk widened his eyes, shut up and continued reading the newspaper.
A little later the priest, thinking that he had been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften him.
"How long have you had arthritis?" said the priest.
"I don't, the pope does" said the drunk.
Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest:
"Do you know what arthritis is?"
The parish priest soon thought of taking the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied:
"It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly life: excess, consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack, and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity, sex, binges and other things I dare not say."
The drunk widened his eyes, shut up and continued reading the newspaper.
A little later the priest, thinking that he had been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften him.
"How long have you had arthritis?" said the priest.
"I don't, the pope does" said the drunk.
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Stephen
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Stephen
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oldbluefox
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I was taught to be cautious
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Stephen
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Mervyn and Trish
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John
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