Last One to Post Wins

[Mervyn and Trish]

You should see what he says about me....

[Ray B]

Oh, do tell.

[Ray B]

Our logs are kiln dried and contain less than 20% water resulting in a clean burning fire .... unlike those who forage their logs and / or drive stinky diesel buses and lorries.

“Ecodesign” wood burning stoves produce 450 times more toxic air pollution than gas central heating, according to new data published in a report from Prof Chris Whitty, the chief medical officer for England.

Just saying.

[Stephen]

Just as well mine is a level 5 burner.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/science/ ... sis-deadly

Mr Hill said: "Already as an industry we have been looking at improving the emissions and efficiency performance of wood burning stoves beyond the requirements of Ecodesign. A clearSkies certified level 5 appliance offers almost a 30 percent reduction in emissions and higher efficiency than the minimum legal requirements set out within the Ecodesign Regulation.

"All clearSkies Level 3 and above appliances have also been verified as having Defra exemption for use in Smoke Control Areas."He concluded: “Burning sustainably sourced wood fuel is currently the most cost-effective low carbon heating available."

[Mervyn and Trish]

With the price of gas these days burning your Chippendale dining chairs is more cost effective!

[Ray B]

Sorry Merv but you cannot encourage Stephen to burn his chairs. Two things you did not think about, first is, in doing so it would cause even more pollution. Second, Stephen would have nothing to sit on at the table.

[Stephen]

What table. That went on the burner weeks ago.

[Mervyn and Trish]

He usually eats next door when his neighbours are out anyway.....

[Stephen]

He usually eats next door when his neighbours are out anyway.....

I may have to have stop doing that. Since the energy bill crisis their fridge contents have gone right down hill.

[Mervyn and Trish]

You need to get hold of their credit card and do them a decent Waitrose order.

[Ray B]

Baby it's cold outside.

[Manoverboard]

It's cold inside too, should I position the thermostat higher than 10 ?

[Stephen]

Not if you want to sell yer house to pay the heating bill. Get the log burner on, John won't mind

[towny44]

Not if you want to sell yer house to pay the heating bill. Get the log burner on, John won't mind

John will mind now that the wind has dropped and widespread fog is forecast.

[Stephen]

Probably caused by all those Coronation Street open fires up there John. I’d have a word with them if I were you.

[Manoverboard]

We're expecting snow today ... now where did I put that shovel

[Stephen]

We're expecting snow today ... now where did I put that shovel

At the ready for Mrs Moby I presume

[Manoverboard]

We're expecting snow today ... now where did I put that shovel

At the ready for Mrs Moby I presume

No, no, that'll be my own monogrammed shovel. Mobietta is getting a new pink one for Christmas

[Ray B]

Been busy putting up the decorations.

[Stephen]

Been busy putting up the decorations.

Is the mother in-law coming round......or leaving

[Ray B]

Aside from the expense, I do love the Christmas /New Year time of celebration.

[Stephen]

Just another day Ray.

[Ray B]

I bet you get loads of invites to celebrations.

[Stephen]

Not if I can help it.

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[Mervyn and Trish]

I'm famous.....

https://radiotoday.co.uk/2022/12/16/loc ... um1tEJ4B4A

And old....