Last One to Post Wins

[Stephen]

Depends what you wake up in. Preferably not a pine box.

[Ray B]

I woke up in the lead.

[Stephen]

I think that was a dream Ray

[Mervyn and Trish]

Now you've dozed off again.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Who's a p***ock then?

Today I went for an outpatient appointment.

When I say I went for an outpatient appointment, what I mean is I went to an outpatient clinic. And I had an appointment. For 10.45 on Wednesday 1st.

Sadly Wednesday 1st March.

The only good news is I spotted it before they did and slunk off home. Still it was good to have a practice run to check the traffic. I can have an extra 15mins in bed next month.

[Ray B]

If P&O had sent you a calendar for this year you could have recorded the date on that.
As for dreaming being in the lead Stephen, you may be correct, but some how it does seem to feel real.

[Stephen]

Is your appointment in March for dementia Merv. Onelife was asking.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Sorry who are you? Who is Onelife? Do I know you? When is March?

[Stephen]

Sorry who are you? Who is Onelife? Do I know you? When is March?

The 32nd

[Mervyn and Trish]

Morning Pop Pickers. Not arf.

[Stephen]

Thank you Alan

[Mervyn and Trish]

My pleasure Fluff

[Ray B]

We may be in for a sunny but fresh week, just lovely to get out and enjoy it.

[Mervyn and Trish]

We may be in for a sunny but fresh week, just lovely to get out and enjoy it.

Great to hear your parole came through

[Stephen]

.........albeit with a fancy bracelet.

[Ray B]

And they say that comedy is dying.

[Stephen]

Come in number two your times up.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Morning.....

[Ray B]

Indeed it is, until 12 noon.

[Mervyn and Trish]

And then......

[Stephen]

....it's beer time

[Ray B]

Followed by a sleep ? ?

[Mervyn and Trish]

Had a sleep. Time to cook dinner now.

[towny44]

You may all stay asleep, now that I am here.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Zzzzzz zzzzzzzz