Last One to Post Wins

[towny44]

Kindly stop snoring in the cheap seats.

[Stephen]

Wakey wakey

[Mervyn and Trish]

Morning Billy.

[Ray B]

Showing your age.

[Stephen]

No I’m not, it’s just the way I walk.

[Mervyn and Trish]

You need more ointment

[Stephen]

Single Malt works better

[Mervyn and Trish]

You rub single malt on your........ buttocks?

[Stephen]

It’s good for the bed sores

[Ray B]

Buy a new bed you ol' skinflint

[Mervyn and Trish]

Isn't the one he bought in 1948 good enough?

[Manoverboard]

... and khaki was a great colour in them days

[Stephen]

Buy a new bed you ol' skinflint

Nufink rong wiv this wun guvner that an old inner tube carnt fix.

[Ray B]

Time for you to move along, this is not the night shelter.

[Stephen]

Did someone call

[Mervyn and Trish]

Only your probation officer. Move over.

[Stephen]

Didn't realise we were sharing.....sweetie

[Ray B]

If you are both going to get a room together, I will take over.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Have no fear, it's never going to happen. You can stand down.

[Stephen]

OK .

[Ray B]

Have no fear, it's never going to happen. You can stand down.

You know how to hurt people

[Mervyn and Trish]

Thumb screws are good. My friend told me....

[Stephen]

….or the rack.

[towny44]

Lovely rack of Lamb, hope P&O might be offering that over the next 2 weeks.

[Ray B]

yes they will, rack of mutton.