Wakey! Wakey!

[Onelife]

It’s lovely outside, not a cloud in the sky here in lovely Shropshire

[Mervyn and Trish]

Likewise in the glorious North Southlands.

[Onelife]

I’m going to wait an hour then I’m off on my Ride On, I might even whip my shirt off and get a sun tan while I’m doing it..happy days!

[Stephen]

Luckily I've already had my breakfast.

[Mervyn and Trish]

I feel for Mrs OL on days like this.

[Manoverboard]

... so, please tell, did you find her ?

[Onelife]

... so, please tell, did you find her ?

You’ll find out the next time you meet him…he’ll have no hands!

[Mervyn and Trish]

Sadly won't be able to reach for my wallet.

[Onelife]

Sadly won't be able to reach for my wallet.

That comes as no surprise, Foxy was saying you pulled that one when you last met up…Sorry for dropping you in it Foxy

[Mervyn and Trish]

Sadly won't be able to reach for my wallet.

That comes as no surprise, Foxy was saying you pulled that one when you last met up…Sorry for dropping you in it Foxy

I can't help my registered disability..... Anyway who is Foxy?

[Stephen]

Sadly won't be able to reach for my wallet.

Not with specially made 2ft long pockets.

[Onelife]

Sadly won't be able to reach for my wallet.

Not with specially made 2ft long pockets.

The reason Sir Merv has a disability is because he fills up one of his 2 ft long pockets before filling the other, hence the limp.

[Onelife]

Sadly won't be able to reach for my wallet.

That comes as no surprise, Foxy was saying you pulled that one when you last met up…Sorry for dropping you in it Foxy

I can't help my registered disability..... Anyway who is Foxy?

He’s the chap who turned to you and said “I’ll pay for these” to which you replied without hesitation... OK!

[Manoverboard]

No ... it's cos coins are heavier than notes, especially IOU notes

[Mervyn and Trish]

I don't carry cash. Like my Royal mates.

[Onelife]

I don't carry cash. Like my Royal mates.

Unlike your Royal mates they don’t carry money because they don’t have to pay for anything

[Mervyn and Trish]

My strategy too. Ask Stephen.

[Onelife]

My strategy too. Ask Stephen.

I don’t have to he’s been telling everyone what a skinflint you are…I didn’t believe him at first but when Foxy confirmed it I had no choice but to believe them.

Sorry for dropping you in it lads

[Stephen]

Don’t bother with your vaccination, you won’t be needing it.

[Onelife]

Don’t bother with your vaccination, you won’t be needing it.

I only said what you told me…OK’ I didn’t have to blab about it but my rationale is that he will get to you before you get to me

[Mervyn and Trish]

I can move very slowly Stephen if it helps....

[Stephen]

[Ray B]

I cannot agree to violence, but letting down the tyres on his lawn mower in acceptable.

[Stephen]

Merv said ‘how about sugar in the petrol tank’. I was all against it, I said urine works better.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Tie his shoelaces together, Foxy suggested.