Last One to Post Wins

[paultheagle]

So does liquorice.

[Mervyn and Trish]

And a good earthquake

[Ray B]

Don't get many earthquakes here that you would notice, but the prunes are nice.

[paultheagle]

Why did the Tomato go out with a prune?
Because he couldn’t find a date!

[Ray B]

[Stephen]

Oi, I do the jokes round here

[towny44]

Oi, I do the jokes round here

Paul's joke seems a bit like a Palace attack, creative build up, but fizzles out in the end.

[Stephen]

I thought you were talking about his sex life

[paultheagle]

Oi, I do the jokes round here

Paul's joke seems a bit like a Palace attack, creative build up, but fizzles out in the end.

But end up scoring anyway.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Own goal?

[paultheagle]

Back of the net!!!!!

[Ray B]

Gentleman, please.

[Stephen]

Are you calling time Ray. Best let Merv get a round in then.

[paultheagle]

Cheers. .

[Mervyn and Trish]

Are you calling time Ray. Best let Merv get a round in then.

Who do you think I am, Rockerfeller? I've bought one round already this year.

[Ray B]

Are you calling time Ray. Best let Merv get a round in then.

That's a cracking joke Stephen. Should have saved it for Friday morning all.

[paultheagle]

Good afternoon. I'm having a toasted tea cake sitting outside the Cafe. It's warm and sunny.

[towny44]

Good afternoon. I'm having a toasted tea cake sitting outside the Cafe. It's warm and sunny.

Would that tea cake have currents in it by chance?

[paultheagle]

Yes loads and raisins.

[Ray B]

You did check they were not rabbit dropping.
May be good for you, contains plenty of fiber .

[paultheagle]

They might have been rabbit droppings, I had this sudden urge last night for carrot and lettuce sandwich, that might explain why.

[Ray B]

Keep out of my garden then.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Morning Pop Pickers

[Ray B]

At last, after weeks of cloud and a northerly wind, today the sun rose in a cloudless blue sky.

[Stephen]

Hot hot hot here.