Happy Christmas

[Onelife]

Happy Christmas to all of you who haven’t received a Christmas present from me.

Hope you all have a lovely time over Christmas…it won’t be easy for some of you I know but do enjoy the best you can...with I hope your family around you.

Best wishes

Keith

[Stephen]

I’m an orphan, the telly’s broke, the boiler has packed up and we’ve no food in the house. Looks like I’ll have to talk to the wife.

Merry bl**dy Christmas

[Whynd1]

Season's greetings to you all.



Lindsey

[Ray B]

A very happy Christmas to all the forum members , health and happiness in the New Year 2024.

[oldbluefox]

Merry Christmas to all forum members, even the one I argue with, no names, no pack drill!! Wishing you all peace and goodwill at Christmas and health and happiness in the year to come.

[Onelife]

I've got the same problem Foxy

[paultheagle]

Merry Christmas

[CaroleF]

A very happy Christmas to you all and a Peaceful and Healthy New Year.

Carole

[Jan Rosser]

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you all - looking forward to more nonsense and hilarity from you next year

[Mervyn and Trish]

Our run up to Christmas was a bit unusual. Trish slipped on ice and broke a bone in her elbow, immobilising her left arm. And she's left handed. So I've been on domestic goddess duties and will be destroying cooking lunch tomorrow.

A lovely surgeon, young enough to be our granddaughter but an expert in elbows, screwed it back together yesterday and she's now safely back home.

Being the kind chap I am I've got her an extra Christmas present, a right-handed iron.

Happy Christmas all.

[Stephen]

Just a quip tip Merv. If your cooking tomorrow book the ambulance now as it could get busy tomorrow

Give Trish our best wishes and for a speedy recovery.


Merry Christmas

[Onelife]

You’ll be pleased to know I won’t be sending any chocolates; it sounds like Trish has been through enough.

[towny44]

A very Merry Christmas to everyone, and Happy cruising for the New Year.

[Stephen]

Our run up to Christmas was a bit unusual. Trish slipped on ice and broke a bone in her elbow, immobilising her left arm. And she's left handed. So I've been on domestic goddess duties and will be destroying cooking lunch tomorrow.

A lovely surgeon, young enough to be our granddaughter but an expert in elbows, screwed it back together yesterday and she's now safely back home.

Being the kind chap I am I've got her an extra Christmas present, a right-handed iron.

Happy Christmas all.

Out of interest Merv, where did Trish slip on ice, bearing in mind it’s probably the warmest December on record for the UK.

[cruisin_duo]

Merry Christmas.

[oldbluefox]

Our run up to Christmas was a bit unusual. Trish slipped on ice and broke a bone in her elbow, immobilising her left arm. And she's left handed. So I've been on domestic goddess duties and will be destroying cooking lunch tomorrow.

A lovely surgeon, young enough to be our granddaughter but an expert in elbows, screwed it back together yesterday and she's now safely back home.

Being the kind chap I am I've got her an extra Christmas present, a right-handed iron.

Happy Christmas all.

Out of interest Merv, where did Trish slip on ice, bearing in mind it’s probably the warmest December on record for the UK.

She's an extra in Narnia on ice.Chief bagpipe player.

[Stephen]

Our run up to Christmas was a bit unusual. Trish slipped on ice and broke a bone in her elbow, immobilising her left arm. And she's left handed. So I've been on domestic goddess duties and will be destroying cooking lunch tomorrow.

A lovely surgeon, young enough to be our granddaughter but an expert in elbows, screwed it back together yesterday and she's now safely back home.

Being the kind chap I am I've got her an extra Christmas present, a right-handed iron.

Happy Christmas all.

Out of interest Merv, where did Trish slip on ice, bearing in mind it’s probably the warmest December on record for the UK.

She's an extra in Narnia on ice.Chief bagpipe player.

I think it happened when she was getting the ice cubes out for her fourth G&T.

[Manoverboard]

A Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you all

[Stephen]

A Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you all

And a Happy Christmas to you and Mrs Moby.

Haven’t seen you on here much lately Moby. Hope your in good health

It’s ridiculously mild for this time of year. Was 14deg earlier now a shivering 13deg.

[screwy]

I suppose I should join in.!
Merry Christmas one and all.
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[Onelife]

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[Mervyn and Trish]

Our run up to Christmas was a bit unusual. Trish slipped on ice and broke a bone in her elbow, immobilising her left arm. And she's left handed. So I've been on domestic goddess duties and will be destroying cooking lunch tomorrow.

A lovely surgeon, young enough to be our granddaughter but an expert in elbows, screwed it back together yesterday and she's now safely back home.

Being the kind chap I am I've got her an extra Christmas present, a right-handed iron.

Happy Christmas all.

Out of interest Merv, where did Trish slip on ice, bearing in mind it’s probably the warmest December on record for the UK.

Yup. Black ice.

Or can I say that? Should it be ice of colour?

[Onelife]

I’m an orphan, the telly’s broke, the boiler has packed up and we’ve no food in the house. Looks like I’ll have to talk to the wife.

Merry bl**dy Christmas

Has the matchstick and candle I sent you arrived yet?...thinking of you at this sad time

[Stephen]

With our postal service. Don’t make me laugh.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Must be my special Christmas present from David, I'm being chucked out of the forum several times a day. Weird as I've had no problem for weeks.