Last One to Post Wins

[towny44]

Thought about it.
I’ll light the log burner instead. S*d the furniture

You do know that one log burner creates more fine particle pollution than 10, or is it 100 diesel cars.

[Stephen]

This sounds fishy, i’m not biting today though.

[Ray B]

It's not nice to bite, especially when you have just made OAP.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Ruins your false teeth....

[Ray B]

picked up at a car boot market.

[Stephen]

Picked up what?

[Ray B]

#46479 & 80.

[Stephen]

This is sounding more like three word story.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Yes it is

[towny44]

I'm now leading

[Ray B]

Time to wake up towny, you were dreaming.

[Stephen]

Beautiful day here even if it is a tad chilly.

[towny44]

Not dreaming Ray, but you might be having nightmares!

[Ray B]

Indeed I am towny, trying to keep the peasants in line at the back.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Yes you keep them there with you.

[Stephen]

spare a shilling guv.

[towny44]

I didn't get where I am by giving shillings to scroungers.

[Stephen]

Give us a tenner then……sniiiiiiiiiff

[Mervyn and Trish]

Blimey you've upped your prices...

[Stephen]

Inflation. .

[towny44]

Inflation. .

Let me stick a pin in your bubble then.

[Ray B]

The mornings are getting lighter. Just saying.

[Stephen]

The nights are getting darker.

[Ray B]

Not tonight, 25th, because it's the wolf moon, the first full moon of 2024. I will be out tonight having a howl.

[towny44]

More important than a wolf moon, the 25th is pay day for this pensioner.