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Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Stephen
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Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
It's Friday Fun Time
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A wee Glesga woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room,
waiting for the doctor to come in.
The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, found
it somewhat below normal, and asked if the baby was breast fed or bottle
fed.
"Breast fed," she replied.
Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did.
He pressed, kneaded, rolled, cupped, and pinched both breasts for
a while in a detailed, rigorously thorough examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed he said, "No wonder this baby is
under weight. You don't have any milk !"
I know," she said, "ah'm his Granny, but I'm glad I came!"
waiting for the doctor to come in.
The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, found
it somewhat below normal, and asked if the baby was breast fed or bottle
fed.
"Breast fed," she replied.
Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did.
He pressed, kneaded, rolled, cupped, and pinched both breasts for
a while in a detailed, rigorously thorough examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed he said, "No wonder this baby is
under weight. You don't have any milk !"
I know," she said, "ah'm his Granny, but I'm glad I came!"
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Happydays
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Stephen wrote: 08 Mar 2024, 08:38A wee Glesga woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room,
waiting for the doctor to come in.
The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, found
it somewhat below normal, and asked if the baby was breast fed or bottle
fed.
"Breast fed," she replied.
Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did.
He pressed, kneaded, rolled, cupped, and pinched both breasts for
a while in a detailed, rigorously thorough examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed he said, "No wonder this baby is
under weight. You don't have any milk !"
I know," she said, "ah'm his Granny, but I'm glad I came!"
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Stephen
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You've surpassed yourself today Stephen 
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I was taught to be cautious