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Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Stephen
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Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
It's Friday Fun Time
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Stephen
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Onelife
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A retired couple that has been married for 50 years struggled to keep up the romance in their marriage after their looks had faded, their hair turned gray, their skin sagged, and their bodies became more tired.
One day, they figured out a way to keep their love alive and well: they had a nightly ritual to eat dinner together completely naked.
One day, the wife told her husband, “This is really working because my tits are so hot for you!”
The husband replied, “I can see that, sweetheart!”
The wife asked how he could see that, and the husband replied, “Well, one of your nipples is in your tea, and the other is in your soup!”
One day, they figured out a way to keep their love alive and well: they had a nightly ritual to eat dinner together completely naked.
One day, the wife told her husband, “This is really working because my tits are so hot for you!”
The husband replied, “I can see that, sweetheart!”
The wife asked how he could see that, and the husband replied, “Well, one of your nipples is in your tea, and the other is in your soup!”
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Onelife
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What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
“Hold on to your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blow job!”
“Hold on to your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blow job!”
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Onelife
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A family’s driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windshield. Embarrassed, and trying to spare her young son’s innocence, the mother turns around and says, “Don’t worry, dear. That was just an insect.”
“Wow,” the boy replies. “I’m surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!”
“Wow,” the boy replies. “I’m surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!”
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Stephen
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A man came up to me and said "sorry to bother you", I seem to be lost, do you know the Glasgow turn off? "certainly do mate, I replied, "I've been married to her for twenty years.
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Ray Scully
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