TESCO

[Ray Scully]

Tesco are giving treble points on your Clubcard for all burgers and petrol, starting Monday.

The deal is called Only Fuel and Horses.

[Dennis The Menace]

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[Not so ancient mariner]

and I'm told you also get more miles to the gallop

[Manoverboard]

To complete the set .... or not ?

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King Richard III's remains have been found in a Leicester car Park, they are now digging up Tesco's Car Park to see if they can locate his horse.

Despite the recent news, Tesco says that their beef burger sales remain stable...


Just got a batch of 200 Tesco beef burgers cheap, it only cost me a Pony


Just checked my Tesco Burgers in the fridge.....and they're off!


Prices are going through the hoof in my area.


Reading the label on these Tesco burgers.... it turns out they're fairly low in fat, but surprisingly high in Shergar


People are beginning to question the content of tesco's finest new extra long sausages....


New kids food found in budget supermarket ……..My lidl pony


Had a tesco burger the other day but it gave me the trots


Tesco are expecting burger sales to go down initially......but not furlong


Apparently they've now refused to name their mane supplier


Tesco PR department are having a mare !


is it a coincidence that 'hamburgers' is an anagram of Shergars Bum ?


Tesco scored highly in a recent Gallop Poll


Apparently the burgers go really well with Philly dip

[Not so ancient mariner]

"Shergar's bum" (11 letters with 2 x s) is actually an anagram of "Shamburgers" - which may be even more appropriate!!

[Portsmouth]

I was buying some food in Tesco yesterday and just about to join the line with my shopping when a lady looking just like Diana Ross tried to force her way to the front of the queue saying she was in a hurry. The man at the front stopped her pointed to the back of the queue and said......
" You can't hurry love, you'll just have to wait ""

[Onelife]

I was buying some food in Tesco yesterday and just about to join the line with my shopping when a lady looking just like Diana Ross tried to force her way to the front of the queue saying she was in a hurry. The man at the front stopped her pointed to the back of the queue and said......
" You can't hurry love, you'll just have to wait ""

To which she replied…”It's a game of give and take”