THE HALF CENTURY LOOMS.....

[HK phooey]

Right that's it! I am being abused from all sides today so I'm off to Crowsnest to see if they'll lift my ban.

[Silver_Shiney]

was it something I said

[Dark Knight]

SS to be fair HK is only 56 or 65

not sure which way round the numbers go

[Silver_Shiney]

Helen, I would never knowingly offend you for all the tea in China.









Indian tea is negotiable

[haveabeer]

On the 21st May 2013 i shall reach the grand age of 65 my dear wife will also reach 65 in July she has faired slightly better than me the years have been kinder to her

[Admiral of the Humber]

Dear Forumeers,

I would just like to point out that though I am a little older that Darknightie, I do not look it. He looks FAR older than me and is VERY ugly.

Regards
Rob aka AOTH

[HK phooey]

Admiral, I find it hard to believe that you are older than the old bat. He makes Victor Meldrew look like the laughing policeman

[Admiral of the Humber]

Admiral, I find it hard to believe that you are older than the old bat. He makes Victor Meldrew look like the laughing policeman

Thank you HK, you have made a soon to be old man very happy.

[Silver_Shiney]

Admiral, I find it hard to believe that you are older than the old bat. He makes Victor Meldrew look like the laughing policeman

Thank you HK, you have made a soon to be old man very happy.

and, dare I say, a slightly younger one very unhappy

[Capt Black]

Captainesse Black hit the big Hawaii (Five-O) two years ago this month. A big celebration was had and thoroughly enjoyed by all.

Being the toy boy that I am, I shall not be crewing with McGarrett ("book 'em Danno") for another 2 or so years. Haven't quite decided what I want to do, I might actually book a cruise to Hawaii!

[Admiral of the Humber]

Dear Captain

I have been a toy boy since January 29th when the Admiraless reached the big 50. I look forward to January 29th 2014 when I temporarlly atain the staus again.

Regards
Admiral Rob

[Dark Knight]

the old bat is 45
considerably younger than my detractors.............oooh I went all MM then

[Admiral of the Humber]

Dear Forumeers,

One week to go.....the venue is booked, the numbers confirmed, the band is rehearsing hard.....and the zimmer frame is being polished.

Oh No.... 5....0....

Regards
Rob aka AOTH

[Silver_Shiney]

The change doesn't hurt, Rob











... much

[Admiral of the Humber]

Dear Shiney One,

The Lady Admiral got through it, and she has a zero pain threshold, so I suspect I will be ok.

My birthday is next Sunday and I am having a party on the Saturday night....so the transition from 49 to 50 will be well lubricated!

Regards
Old Rob

[Silver_Shiney]

Of course, you'll be fine, Rob. Given sufficient Milk of Amnesia, you'll sail through the evening!

[Stephen]

Your only as old as you feel
So I had a feel and thought...
'I'm not that old after all'

[Onelife]

tosser!!

[Stephen]

Charming way to talk about the admiral


ADMIN........A RED CARD IS IN ORDER HERE PLEASE

[Onelife]

Stephen... There is no way I would talk about a superior officer in such an offensive manner...thinking about it neither should you, a “third officer” be trying to get a “second officer” disciplined.

Admin!.... Insubordination from junior officers must not be tolerated...how about we tie his hands behind his back and see how he “feels” then

[Stephen]

What is it with you leather and bondage. You need treatment man

[Dark Knight]

Quite in the ranks !!!
as a far superior officer, you two need to get over you past indiscretions and move on and stop telling everyone about your sordid antics at the naming do, it is putting folk of cruising...................pervs

[Stephen]

I think you mean 'Perv' as in singular, as in a certain Mr Onelife..............mentioning no names of course

[Dark Knight]

it takes two Stephen

[Stephen]

Not when you've been drugged and then wake up with a sore bum