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Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Stephen
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Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
It's Friday Fun Time
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Stephen
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A little old lady asks her doctor if there are any Viagra pills for her elderly husband.
"Yes," the doc says, "there are three different strengths: 20% , which lifts it up a little bit; 50%, which makes it stand up half way; and 100%, which makes it touch the ceiling."
"Oh", says the woman, "I'll take the 20% pill please."
The doc shrugs his shoulders and says, "the 20% pill won't do much for you sex life, love."
To which the old woman replies, "no, but it'll stop him pi**ing in his slippers!"
"Yes," the doc says, "there are three different strengths: 20% , which lifts it up a little bit; 50%, which makes it stand up half way; and 100%, which makes it touch the ceiling."
"Oh", says the woman, "I'll take the 20% pill please."
The doc shrugs his shoulders and says, "the 20% pill won't do much for you sex life, love."
To which the old woman replies, "no, but it'll stop him pi**ing in his slippers!"
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Onelife
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Not one that I personally agree with but Foxy asked me to post it…
Today is National Women’s Day…
It should have been yesterday, but they weren’t ready.
Today is National Women’s Day…
It should have been yesterday, but they weren’t ready.
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oldbluefox
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A Scouser has been into a travel agent this morning and said -
“I’d like to book a holiday, where do you recommend “
“You can’t beat Plymouth this time of year”
“I’d like to book a holiday, where do you recommend “
“You can’t beat Plymouth this time of year”
I was taught to be cautious
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Ray B
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Very good Foxy, took me a few seconds before it clicked. 
Don't worry, be happy