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Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Stephen
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Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
It's Friday Fun Time
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Ray B
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Don't worry, be happy
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Onelife
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A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. the doctor gives her a pill but warns her that it’s still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner.
That night, she does just that.
About a week later, she’s back at the doctor, where she says, “Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said! It wasn’t five minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off, and ravaged me right there on the table!”
The doctor says, “I’m sorry, we didn’t realize the pill was that strong! The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages.”
“Nah,” she says. “That’s okay. We’re never going back to that restaurant anyway.”
That night, she does just that.
About a week later, she’s back at the doctor, where she says, “Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said! It wasn’t five minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off, and ravaged me right there on the table!”
The doctor says, “I’m sorry, we didn’t realize the pill was that strong! The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages.”
“Nah,” she says. “That’s okay. We’re never going back to that restaurant anyway.”
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Stephen
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Stephen
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My claim to fame is that I once had an argument with Patrick Swayze over how to make a curry.
He said, "Nobody puts bayleaf in a korma."
He said, "Nobody puts bayleaf in a korma."
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Ray Scully
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Ray Scully
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A man loses three fingers in an accident At the hospital,
he asks the doctor, “can I drive with this hand?”
The doctor replied, “maybe. But I wouldn't count on it.”
he asks the doctor, “can I drive with this hand?”
The doctor replied, “maybe. But I wouldn't count on it.”
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Stephen
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Stephen
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So Mick and Paddy decided they would build a rocketship… news reached the Dublin press and so they sent reporters to interview them…
“Where are you flying to” asked the reporters.
“the Sun” replied Mick.
”That’s far too hot” said the next reporter.
“Nah” says Paddy, “we’re going at night”.
“Where are you flying to” asked the reporters.
“the Sun” replied Mick.
”That’s far too hot” said the next reporter.
“Nah” says Paddy, “we’re going at night”.
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Onelife
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“African boxer Mondo Wobchops successfully returns to the ring after losing both feet in a landmine accident. His pro record now stands at 10 wins without defeet”
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oldbluefox
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When you think there's no hope left remember the lobsters in the tank at the Titanic's restaurant.
I was taught to be cautious