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[qbman1]

You can't read much on deck a Kindle Fire either SS - the screen is high gloss and in daylight it's more suited to doing your hair and make-up !

[Dark Knight]

good news for the missus then, saves her hoggin the mirror in the room

[qbman1]

Cabin, sir, cabin !

[qbman1]

....or if you aspire to real posshness: Stateroom

[Dark Knight]

and if you aint a snob or a bit poncey or a ten bob millionaire


A Room...........

[qbman1]

Mrs C is always calling it a "boat" and last Christmas we had several opportunities to talk to the big chief Neil Turnbull on Aurora. Every time she said "boat" he would say "Ship, Madam" so now every time someone calls a ship a boat I say "ship, madam". Most people look at me as if I am barking....!

[Silver_Shiney]

t it's more suited to doing your hair and make-up !

I wouldn't know about that. The question is, how do you?

[Silver_Shiney]

Mrs C is always calling it a "boat" and last Christmas we had several opportunities to talk to the big chief Neil Turnbull on Aurora. Every time she said "boat" he would say "Ship, Madam" so now every time someone calls a ship a boat I say "ship, madam". Most people look at me as if I am barking....!

I'd look at you as if you were barking if you called me "madam"....

[qbman1]

t it's more suited to doing your hair and make-up !

I wouldn't know about that. The question is, how do you?

Purely heresay, SS. I ain't got much hair and my idea of make-up is a splash of single malt behind the ears !

[qbman1]

Mrs C is always calling it a "boat" and last Christmas we had several opportunities to talk to the big chief Neil Turnbull on Aurora. Every time she said "boat" he would say "Ship, Madam" so now every time someone calls a ship a boat I say "ship, madam". Most people look at me as if I am barking....!

I'd look at you as if you were barking if you called me "madam"....

Ah, but I'll wager you are far too cultured to call a ship a boat !

[Dark Knight]

honestly your cruise types don't half tek it serious, it an oliday on a flotin hotel..........get a grip

[Silver_Shiney]

honestly your cruise types don't half tek it serious, it an oliday on a flotin hotel..........get a grip

which is why us serfs an' peasants have suitcases, leaving posh gits to carry their gear in a "grip"

[Andrea S]

Got it wrong again. I thought everyone took carrier bags. I thought I was being posh with my M&S bags instead of Aldi.

[Dark Knight]

we use waterosey bags
we nicked em from the bins in the posh houses near us, makes us look right upper class and spiffy, when we go shoplifting

[Romig1]

honestly your cruise types don't half tek it serious, it an oliday on a flotin hotel..........get a grip

which is why us serfs an' peasants have suitcases, leaving posh gits to carry their gear in a "grip"

I'm far too posh to carry bags. That is what one's footman and porter is for.

[Dark Knight]

ey oop posh bloke
are you one of these 10 bob millionaires my matey twitchy told me about?, parrenlty they haunts cruise boats biggin em selves up to folk, when they aint got a pot to p*ss in back ome and pray that no one on board lives near em, so they wont find out they live in a hovel??

soz if you is actually posh?

[Stephen]

Got it wrong again. I thought everyone took carrier bags. I thought I was being posh with my M&S bags instead of Aldi.

Andrea

The carrier bags are for bringing home the biccies. I thought everyone new that

[qbman1]

The biccies are so fragile now, you need a Samsonite case to have any chance of getting them home in less than seven bits !

[Dark Knight]

thieving pikeys

I knew this boatin malarky wern't as posh as folks said it was, what else do you sticky fingered sods nick?

[qbman1]

You mean apart from the towels, toiletries, matching single flower vase and sweetie tray, soap, tea, coffee and sugar. I do draw the line at that 'orrible UHT milk though !

[Dark Knight]

jeez you lot are worse than that load of travellers that were on dale farm
I will be keeping me hand on me wallet wiv you lot about

[Stephen]

I always take a set of spanners with me, just in case something really IS bolted down and needs that bit more effort to nick

[Kendhni]

I always take a set of spanners with me, just in case something really IS bolted down and needs that bit more effort to nick

Jeez, you're posh ... I just use a jemmy

[Meg 50]

I've noticed that the trolls are lurking therein, so I'm staying away

[Kendhni]

I've noticed that the trolls are lurking therein, so I'm staying away

As long as they are there then they ain't posting their childish and obnoxious claptrap here.