Things you didn't know you didn't know !!

[Dark Knight]

unlike dogs and cats, I cannot lick me own a*se or genitalia

I was going to say balls but didn't want to offend

[qbman1]

What a lovely thought for the drive home....!

[Dark Knight]

Dog saliva contains a mild antiseptic

A cat's paws are cleaner than most hospital wards. in terms of dirt and bacteria

[Keechy]

unlike dogs and cats, I cannot lick me own a*se or genitalia

I was going to say balls but didn't want to offend

DK, this suggests a) you've tried b) you haven't tried hard enough

[Dark Knight]

Keechy
or C: Know your limits

[Quizzical Bob]

unlike dogs and cats, I cannot lick me own a*se or genitalia

I was going to say balls but didn't want to offend

Can't you get your butler to do it for you?

[Dark Knight]

Carstairs refused as it is classed as a non domestic chore and as such is charged at a higher hourly rate than I am prepared to pay

[Mariner Mike]

I shudder to think what the hourly rate for that would be DK

[Quizzical Bob]

I shudder to think what the hourly rate for that would be DK

There is no hourly rate, it's normally charged by the second.

[Dark Knight]

is that post based on experience QB ??

[Quizzical Bob]

is that post based on experience QB ??

It's all somewhat Irrelevant now. After my heart operation last year I'm on the tablets and the plumbing is not as efficient as it used to be.

[Dark Knight]

do you not get Viagra on the NHS in you part of the country then?

[Quizzical Bob]

do you not get Viagra on the NHS in you part of the country then?

Probably too old, and it might be fatal (insert old joke here), but that would help solve your hang up over pensions

[Dark Knight]

QB
I dont have a hang with the right people having a pension, I have a major issue giving a pension to people who squander it on luxuries, after all it is a benefit not a right

[Quizzical Bob]

Being able to buy a cruise is a basic right, as is the right to spend one's money on tobacco or alcohol. Viagra isn't.

[Dark Knight]

yes it is if you need it
nobody needs a cruise it is a frippery and a luxury

[RB1961]

only 3* luxury and getaways better value than Butlins.

[Dark Knight]

but still a luxury and not essential

[david63]

I didn't know that

(Just trying to get back on topic!)

[Dark Knight]

see you didn't know that QB needed Viagra and now you wish you didn't know

[Quizzical Bob]

see you didn't know that QB needed Viagra and now you wish you didn't know

I didn't say I needed it, in the same way that I don't need a boat if I don't go near water. Perhaps we should study Epictetus, learn to be happy with less instead of desiring more.

[Dancing Queen]

yes it is if you need it
nobody needs a cruise it is a frippery and a luxury

But DK no-one is using their pension to pay for a cruise they are using their "own money" which they saved / paid into a private scheme so they could enjoy all the benefits of being retired, what do you think they should do have a week in a caravan in Skeggie so the idle bu****s that don't want to work can carry on receiving their benefits and bleeding this Country dry, you are attacking the wrong people

BACK TO TOPIC

[paultheeagle]

The first number one album to be recorded in the UK was Songs For Swingin' Lovers by Frank Sinatra.

Queen's Greatest Hits is the UK's biggest selling album of all time.

In the UK an album is certified gold when it sells 100,000 copies

[Dancing Queen]

Thank you Paul

I knew there was a reason I loved Sinatra, my biggest regret is I never got to see him "live"

[Not so ancient mariner]

A phantom pregnancy is defined as 'labouring under a misconception'!