Dreams

[Silver_Shiney]

Okay peoples, here's an opportunity for you to have another laugh at my expense...

Last night, I dreamt that I was walking towards the railway bridge near us, and the Lady C was walking towards me. It's a very narrow pavement and suddenly a cyclist appeared from round the corner behind her and pushed her aside. I was so incensed, that I grabbed him with my left hand as he passed me.

At that point I woke up to a loud cry from the Lady C, to find myself pulling a fistful of her hair.

It's a good job that the little snot in my dream escape my grasp as I was about to deck him.




And that, m'lud, concludes the statement for the defence.....

[The Tinker]

Too much cheese before bedtime?

[xmaslisa]

Lol! I've woke up decking Steve before now thinking he was a wasp nest lol !!!

[Kendhni]

OK, for a proper analysis we need to ascertain more information.

Last night, I dreamt that I was walking towards the railway bridge near us, and the Lady C was walking towards me.

Was there any discourse involving the words 'Heathcliff' and 'Kathy'

It's a very narrow pavement

Generally relates to genitalia issues

and suddenly a cyclist appeared from round the corner

not sure what a couple of round wheels might represent ... were there any flashing lights or neon signs?

behind her and pushed her aside.

The less said about this bit the better.

I was so incensed,

Generally means you forgot to snuff out the incense sticks or left your jasmine and cow urine Yankee candle lit over night

that I grabbed him with my left hand as he passed me.

If you are right handed then this is important because it means your right hand was otherwise occupied. If you are left handed then I have no idea

At that point I woke up to a loud cry from the Lady C,

Now you are just bragging, I am lucky if Julie even stays awake during proceedings.

to find myself pulling a fistful of her hair.

Ah the old you-annoyed-me-during-the-day-so-I-am-going-to-pretend-I-was-asleep-when-I-get-my-own-back excuse

And that, m'lud, concludes the statement for the defence.....

Not quite, there are also other unanswered questions in relation to the amount of prohibited substances smoked before going to bed and the moistness of the bed after the event.

[Silver_Shiney]

OK, for a proper analysis we need to ascertain more information.

Last night, I dreamt that I was walking towards the railway bridge near us, and the Lady C was walking towards me.

Was there any discourse involving the words 'Heathcliff' and 'Kathy'

It's a very narrow pavement

Generally relates to genitalia issues

and suddenly a cyclist appeared from round the corner

not sure what a couple of round wheels might represent ... were there any flashing lights or neon signs?

behind her and pushed her aside.

The less said about this bit the better.

I was so incensed,

Generally means you forgot to snuff out the incense sticks or left your jasmine and cow urine Yankee candle lit over night

that I grabbed him with my left hand as he passed me.

If you are right handed then this is important because it means your right hand was otherwise occupied. If you are left handed then I have no idea

At that point I woke up to a loud cry from the Lady C,

Now you are just bragging, I am lucky if Julie even stays awake during proceedings.

to find myself pulling a fistful of her hair.

Ah the old you-annoyed-me-during-the-day-so-I-am-going-to-pretend-I-was-asleep-when-I-get-my-own-back excuse

And that, m'lud, concludes the statement for the defence.....

Not quite, there are also other unanswered questions in relation to the amount of prohibited substances smoked before going to bed and the mosyness of the bed after the event.