Arrival

[Not so ancient mariner]

Philip,

It is unfortunate that your experience on other groups has made you feel the need to make a posting of this nature as your first contribution to this group. Hopefully your fears will turn out to be unfounded.

[Manoverboard]

Hello Philip and welcome

67 cruises you say, since 1963 ... I thought it was 63 cruises since 1967

[suespud]

Hey Philip...
Welcome.
Im sure you will like it here.
You will fit in well.

Sue
x

[Kendhni]

Welcome Philip, I look forward to reading your dry humour again

[Mo2013]

Hi from me too Philip.

Mo

[HK phooey]

Dearest Philip,
I have been here for ages! Are you saying you love Degsy more than you love me? He doesn't even know any good Man Utd jokes.

[Mo2013]

HKPhooey, less of the Man Utd jokes, there are two supporters on here now - isn't there Philip ?

[Mo2013]

Hello Philip and welcome

67 cruises you say, since 1963 ... I thought it was 63 cruises since 1967

But who's counting LOL

[Kendhni]

Hello Philip and welcome

67 cruises you say, since 1963 ... I thought it was 63 cruises since 1967

But who's counting LOL

We all are .. and my count is somewhat depressing beside 67 ... however given that I put on at least 7lbs per cruise I reckon Philip must weigh close to 35 stone now.

[Not so ancient mariner]

HKPhooey, less of the Man Utd jokes, there are two supporters on here now - isn't there Philip ?

Why? I bet there are plenty of jokes about Spurs and her dearest Gareth to be told........

[Mo2013]

Hello Philip and welcome

67 cruises you say, since 1963 ... I thought it was 63 cruises since 1967

But who's counting LOL

We all are .. and my count is somewhat depressing beside 67 ... however given that I put on at least 7lbs per cruise I reckon Philip must weigh close to 35 stone now.

Ha ha, what you don't realise is that Philip is 105 years old and has been cruising since he was knee high to a grasshopper

[Kendhni]

Hello Philip and welcome

67 cruises you say, since 1963 ... I thought it was 63 cruises since 1967

But who's counting LOL

We all are .. and my count is somewhat depressing beside 67 ... however given that I put on at least 7lbs per cruise I reckon Philip must weigh close to 35 stone now.

Ha ha, what you don't realise is that Philip is 105 years old and has been cruising since he was knee high to a grasshopper

.. and from what I hear that cruising does not necessarily involve ships

[Mo2013]

".. and from what I hear that cruising does not necessarily involve ships"

[The Tinker]

Hey welcome our Pip - just shows how much we have missed you - you obviously are very fat, old and have bad taste in football

[Mo2013]

There was only one team that we did not beat in the league last season !

And the Reds go marching ON, ON, ON !

[Manoverboard]

There was only one team that we did not beat in the league last season !

You didn't beat Watford ... so that's two

[Ray Scully]

Gordon

Once a trouble maker always a trouble maker

Scully

[Silver_Shiney]

.. and from what I hear that cruising does not necessarily involve ships

What with that, and knowing what a two-bit hooker smells like, we're beginning to wonder about you, Ken!

Anything you want to get off your chest, me old mucker?

[Kendhni]

Nobody told me that standing at the dockside in a short leather skirt swinging a handbag and saying 'Hello sailor' had connotations ... I was sweet and innocent

[Mo2013]

Nobody told me that standing at the dockside in a short leather skirt swinging a handbag and saying 'Hello sailor' had connotations ... I was sweet and innocent

Oh really ? Well I'm going to have Ryan Giggs' baby

[Mervyn and Trish]

Nobody told me that standing at the dockside in a short leather skirt swinging a handbag and saying 'Hello sailor' had connotations ... I was sweet and innocent

Oh really ? Well I'm going to have Ryan Giggs' baby

Is that a fact, as of this moment, or a prediction based on hope??

[Mo2013]

Nobody told me that standing at the dockside in a short leather skirt swinging a handbag and saying 'Hello sailor' had connotations ... I was sweet and innocent

Oh really ? Well I'm going to have Ryan Giggs' baby

Is that a fact, as of this moment, or a prediction based on hope??

Ha ha, my comment is as feasible as Ken being sweet and innocent in a short leather skirt swinging a handbag and nobody telling him that saying 'hello sailor' had connotations LOL

[Not so ancient mariner]

Nobody told me that standing at the dockside in a short leather skirt swinging a handbag and saying 'Hello sailor' had connotations ... I was sweet and innocent

Oh really ? Well I'm going to have Ryan Giggs' baby

That reminds me of the film about superinjunctions that was allegedly going to be made some years back.

it was entitled "Saving Ryan's Privates"

[Mo2013]

"That reminds me of the film about superinjunctions that was allegedly going to be made some years back. it was entitled "Saving Ryan's Privates"

[Kendhni]

Nobody told me that standing at the dockside in a short leather skirt swinging a handbag and saying 'Hello sailor' had connotations ... I was sweet and innocent

Oh really ? Well I'm going to have Ryan Giggs' baby

That reminds me of the film about superinjunctions that was allegedly going to be made some years back.

it was entitled "Saving Ryan's Privates"

Are you sure that wasn't called 'SHaving Ryans privates' .. by the same director who did 'Saturday Night Beaver' ... or so I am told .. someone as sweet and innocent as me would not know such things