Anyone Else Confused ...

[david63]

... by toiletries?

These days I am not sure whether I am supposed to eat them or wash with them.

The other day I cam across "Black pepper and chilli shower gel"

What other "flavours" have you encountered?

On a more serious note - how long will it be before someone does actually try to eat them, or add them to a recipe?

[Not so ancient mariner]

Washing up liquid that contains 'real lemons' while foods just contain 'lemon flavouring'

[Mo2013]

You can get Almond shower cream, also Lemon Verbena shower gel. On the market there is also coconut shampoo oh and Mango shampoo too.

[Silver_Shiney]

I'm told Lush products won't do any harm if consumed.

[Not so ancient mariner]

I'm told Lush products won't do any harm if consumed.

........though you may foam at the mouth* a bit!!


* and possibly sundry other orifices.

[Mo2013]

I'm told Lush products won't do any harm if consumed.

Eh?

Once bought one of their bath bombs with rose petals and leaves in it, took me ages to clean the bath ..... Wouldn't eat something I bought to bathe in

[Mo2013]

I'm told Lush products won't do any harm if consumed.

Did some mischievous (laughing up their sleeve) person tell you that ?

[Silver_Shiney]

allow me to slightly rephrase that - I'm told certain Lush products won't do any harm if consumed.

Meaning, of course, the ones made with chocolate and cream.

[Mo2013]

allow me to slightly rephrase that - I'm told certain Lush products won't do any harm if consumed.

Meaning, of course, the ones made with chocolate and cream.

Ooh I don't know about that. I do remember British Homes Stores selling chocolate paint at Christmas. Now that you could eat! Not that I tried it you understand .....

[Silver_Shiney]

the girl at Lush said those certain products weren't meant to be eaten but wouldn't do any harm. Do please feel free to put it to the test....

[Mo2013]

the girl at Lush said those certain products weren't meant to be eaten but wouldn't do any harm. Do please feel free to put it to the test....

Er, just had my dinner ........ not sure I'd want to road test it anyway

[Silver_Shiney]

the girl at Lush said those certain products weren't meant to be eaten but wouldn't do any harm. Do please feel free to put it to the test....

Er, just had my dinner ........ not sure I'd want to road test it anyway

Serves you right for mentioning La Hopkins

[The Tinker]

allow me to slightly rephrase that - I'm told certain Lush products won't do any harm if consumed.

Meaning, of course, the ones made with chocolate and cream.

Suggest you keep to the cup a soup then Shiny - obviously your lush consumption is giving you the dreams.

[Kendhni]

I already struggle with the one bottle i use ... Mint and tea tree oil shampoo

[Silver_Shiney]

Have you asked Julie to help get the top off for you?

[Kendhni]

Ss, on our recent holiday we decided to only take julies shampoo, rather than take 2 bottles.
Half way through i was complainng that her shampoo was useless ... I could not get a decent lather ... Julie then came in and started complaining that i was using her conditioner.

In my defence i do not wear my glasses in the shower and so can't read the bottles ... And her shampoo and conditioner bottles are almost identical.

Could be worse ... I could have been using her Veet to wash my hair.

[oldbluefox]

My grandmother once mistook the hairspray and sprayed her hair with oven cleaner.

[Capt Black]

Could be worse ... I could have been using her Veet to wash my hair.

Now that is truly funny!!

[Capt Black]

My grandmother once mistook the hairspray and sprayed her hair with oven cleaner.

I once used Captainesse Black's hairspray to fix the throttle grip on my motorbike. The MOT chap suggested it in the first place!

Several years later, still haven't had to redo it.

[Not so ancient mariner]

Could be worse ... I could have been using her Veet to wash my hair.

Now that is truly funny!!

If you think that's funny, then have a look at the product reviews for Veet that have appeared on the Amazon website. (does contain some 'choice' language)

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

[GillD46]

Those are the funniest things I have ever read, they made me quite literally cry with laughter - though strangely Tony just crossed his legs!