Arrival

[Not so ancient mariner]

Are you sure that wasn't called 'SHaving Ryans privates' .. by the same director who did 'Saturday Night Beaver' ... or so I am told .. someone as sweet and innocent as me would not know such things

Just as well they did not use Veet for this purpose. From the product reviews that have appeared on the Amazon website, while it is unboubtably effective, it does seem to have certain err....... drawbacks, the thought of which bring tears to the eyes!!



See: http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK (contais some 'choice' language)

[The Monocled Mutineer]

Ah, Mr Gordon, we meet again ...

(Cue swelling orchestra music a la Douglas Sirk films)

(Cue misquote from Now Voyager)

"Oh [insert name of any other CC member] don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars!"

Derek Kane

The Monocled Mutineer

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[Esprit]

All we need now is for Mr Britton to return and we're back to the old days of 10 years ago!

Peter

[The Monocled Mutineer]

But Philip:

I haven't a clue about the rules of cricket ... or are you talking about a rest area in the shopping centre?

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[Not so ancient mariner]

Derek,

Having seen the clips of you in action on Azura, you were going up in my estimation; - but an Englishman who knows nothing about cricket........???

[The Monocled Mutineer]

NSAM:

Being born in England and lived in England since 16 of Dublin born parents makes me as English as a contemporary with parents born in Warsaw.

Also, I have no interest in ANY sport.

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[Kendhni]

Also, I have no interest in ANY sport.

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Not even chasing Mrs K around the bedroom

[The Monocled Mutineer]

Kendhni

You don't want to go there ...

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[Kendhni]

Kendhni

You don't want to go there ...

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... probably not .. especially if you are chasing Mrs K while wearing your mankini .. I might feel like a bit of a gooseberry.

[The Monocled Mutineer]

... not forgetting my monocle so I can see where I'm going with my only working eye.

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