And they say romance is dead ...

[Kendhni]

OK it may not be what it used to be but it is much funnier
story here

The one that made me laugh was a delicate part of the body being trapped in a toaster ... nowhere in the kama sutra does it mention a toaster

[Kenmo1]

Yuck - you've just put me off my toast !

[ChesterfieldJohn]

Ken,

I heard them talking about this on the radio last night, some amazing stories.

My wife, before we were married worked as a Medical Records Clerk at Chesterfield Royal Hospital, part of her duties was logging patients in to the Accident and Emergency dept.
One day a young guy wouldn't tell her what was wrong with him, which was needed on the form.
She tried to persuade him, but he was adamant that he wouldn't tell her, her supervisor an older middle aged gemtleman discussed it with him and tthen told him to sit down.
Her boss then wrote on the form 'Wedding ring stuck on manhood'.

It turned out that his wife had been playing with his wedding ring on his manhood and it had got stuck

He would not tell my wife because 'she was a young girl'.

They had to cut it off, the ring that is

I never did find out if it was a big wedding ring or a small manhood

John