Before you go to bed, or in the morning...?

[ArtemisMiss]

Ooh Artemismiss that's sad - right come on have organised a cyber buddy party so let's all party right now to celebrate your post post 40th. - music is on, champers poured, all the guests have arrived - lets partaaaaay

Cheers Artemismiss

Thanks Invigilator - and we can invite the Cleaning Fairy to tidy up after us all!!

AM

[Romig1]

Instead of a pressie, I'll donate Wina to come and tidy up.

[The Invigilator]

AM absolutely are you enjoying your partaay?

Romig blimey you are being brave has Wina gone out? Just you wait until I tell her

[Wina G]

Don't worry I'm here

[ArtemisMiss]

AM absolutely are you enjoying your partaay?

Romig blimey you are being brave has Wina gone out? Just you wait until I tell her

Yes I am thanks Invigilator - and now Romig has turned up as the entertainment it's even better!!

AM

[The Invigilator]

OMG please tell me he is not the stripper

[The Invigilator]

Oh dear Romig - Wina has got her angry eyes on

[The Tinker]

I am really starting to worry about you lot - having a cyber party ? - will we all be seeing fairies at the bottom of the garden next?

[The Invigilator]

You mean they aren't real Tink? - maybe I have had to much champers sorry AM guess I need to leave hic

[ArtemisMiss]

Whoops, perhaps a Sunday night wasn't the best time for a party - one glass of bubbly and I was snoozing in the corner if that rather comfortable sofa!!

Thanks to whoever it was that did the clearing up last night!!

AM

[Wina G]

No problem AM

[suespud]

I cook, be the hostess.. company goes. I go to bed.

Alex gets up next morning, does ALL the clearing up, then brings me a coffee and tells me its safe to get up.
By the time, Im showered and venture downstairs all I see are tidy lounges, spotless kitchen and scented candles burning.

37 years of marriage have have trained him well.

[Stephen]

So basically Admiral of the Humber you were too pi**ed to deal with it before going to bed and couldn't stomach it the following morning. Serves you right.

Actually, the secret to get out of clearing up is to 'accidentally' knock an empty glass over and stagger a bit, if your not already. The good lady then says 'you go to bed dear, I'll clear up'.......who am I to argue with her that must be obeyed


Her training is almost complete. A bit of tweaking required here and there still, but on the whole it's passable.

[Quizzical Bob]

I cook, be the hostess.. company goes. I go to bed.

Alex gets up next morning, does ALL the clearing up, then brings me a coffee and tells me its safe to get up.
By the time, Im showered and venture downstairs all I see are tidy lounges, spotless kitchen and scented candles burning.

37 years of marriage have have trained him well.

That's not marriage, that's indentured slavery!

[suespud]

I cook, be the hostess.. company goes. I go to bed.

Alex gets up next morning, does ALL the clearing up, then brings me a coffee and tells me its safe to get up.
By the time, Im showered and venture downstairs all I see are tidy lounges, spotless kitchen and scented candles burning.

37 years of marriage have have trained him well.

That's not marriage, that's indentured slavery!

Ahhh but you have no idea what he gets in return.....

Some afternoon delight works wonders

[wolfie]

Wasn't it called,'Angel Delight'?