Why do we have School Proms?

[Silver_Shiney]

Give over, cubie, you're not old....

[qbman1]

You say the sweetest things !

[The Tinker]

Rob, I understand where you are coming from but, for me, it was much more than one little scrote throwing eggs. I could have made several generous omelettes with what I had to remove from my walls.

So sorry Shiney - I did try and restrain HK and DK but HK's chickens had laid a lot of eggs that week

[Silver_Shiney]

Rob, I understand where you are coming from but, for me, it was much more than one little scrote throwing eggs. I could have made several generous omelettes with what I had to remove from my walls.

So sorry Shiney - I did try and restrain HK and DK but HK's chickens had laid a lot of eggs that week

Rob, I understand where you are coming from but, for me, it was much more than one big scrote throwing eggs. I could have made several generous omelettes with what I had to remove from my walls.

[Onelife]

Hi qb

Talking about filthy old perverts I had the misfortune to sustain a very bad back injury a few years back which required several moths in hospital. My best mate visited me often, always leaving something for me to read. On one occasion he put a couple of magazines on the bed and said you’ll enjoy these. When he left I nearly died of embarrassment... he’d only gone a left me a Playboy magazine tuck under the other one...Now you’ve got to picture this...there was I flat on my back awaiting my two hourly turns by the nurses whilst trying to hide a playboy magazine...in the end I decided to come clean and revealed what I was hiding under the sheets...

Regards

Keith

[qbman1]

...in the end I decided to come clean and revealed what I was hiding under the sheets...

Please tell me it was the magazine !

[Silver_Shiney]

so why do we have school proms?


(vain attempt to get the thread back on-topic)

[qbman1]

Swimming against the tide there, Chief Scanner

[Onelife]

...in the end I decided to come clean and revealed what I was hiding under the sheets...

Please tell me it was the magazine !

No worries qb...Having gone through what I had gone through I could hardly move a muscle in my body

[Frank Manning]

...in the end I decided to come clean and revealed what I was hiding under the sheets...

Please tell me it was the magazine !

[qbman1]

...but the nurses are there to help !

[Frank Manning]

That should be a gender specific suggestion QB!

[Onelife]

...but the nurses are there to help !

They were indeed qb and were always asking if they could give me a hand! Ha ha

[david63]

...but the nurses are there to help !

They were indeed qb and were always asking if they could give me a hand! Ha ha

I bleieve it's all part of the job

[Onelife]

...but the nurses are there to help !

They were indeed qb and were always asking if they could give me a hand! Ha ha

I bleieve it's all part of the job

David

If that’s the case I’lm going to have a stern word with my wife this evening!

Now I'm going to leave it there before I get edited

[qbman1]

...and we'll be upsetting the purists who want us back on topic. Now, about that School Prom......

[oldbluefox]

Never mind about school proms. Keefy's exploits with the nurses are much more entertaining. I can't wait for the next episode of Fifty Shakes of Grey.

[qbman1]

Reminds me, I was listening to some of me old vinyl the other day - Willie and the Hand Jive......

[Onelife]

Never mind about school proms. Keefy's exploits with the nurses are much more entertaining. I can't wait for the next episode of Fifty Shakes of Grey.

Hi OBF

Your post reminds me of this little old Lady eating an orange on the corner of the Red-Light District...A police officer approached her and said...” My dear don’t you think you’re a little old for doing this kind of thing”...She replied...”Officer”, I may have lost my teeth but I can still suck them”.

One of my wife’s favourites...well you know what nurses are like

Regards

Keith