Top Cruising Tips

[Stephen]

Get someone else to pay.

[qbman1]

I do.....the bank's still footing the bill for my last four !

[Meg 50]

"Can I pick up my benefit cheque in Vigo?"

[qbman1]

Only if you're on Ventura or the good ship Britannia, Meg !

[Ray Scully]

say "don't you dare knock our wonderful benefits system, without its help in the form of
....allowance ..... allowance etc we wouldn't be able to cruise twice a year, and most definitely not in a mini suite"

Ray

[haveabeer]

Save some of your OBC for the sale of a lifetime the bag BOGOf

[haveabeer]

say "don't you dare knock our wonderful benefits system, without its help in the form of
....allowance ..... allowance etc we wouldn't be able to cruise twice a year, and most definitely not in a mini suite"

Ray

I hear the new ship will have a benefits office onboard so those claimants who wish to take more than 14 days holiday can still sign on Blees they have thought of everything

[Ray Scully]

[Stephen]

say "don't you dare knock our wonderful benefits system, without its help in the form of
....allowance ..... allowance etc we wouldn't be able to cruise twice a year, and most definitely not in a mini suite"

Ray

Only a mini suite Ray. I think you're being short changed mate. We always get enough for the Captains suite. AND, they bring the sign on slip to us with choccies and bubbly.