Who's been sitting in my chair?

Unread post by **Onelife** » 23 Oct 2013, 08:18

Living in an older type property circa 1889 it’s not unusual for us to get the odd garden visitor but you would be astonished to know what was sitting on our sofa this morning.

A box of keefy chocolates for the person who can guess what it was...have a guess and I’ll tell you the winner later.

Regards

OL

Unread post by **HK phooey** » 23 Oct 2013, 08:22

Was it Lord Lucan?

Unread post by **Onelife** » 23 Oct 2013, 08:26

Hi HK

This is serious; you should see the state of my sofa

Regards

Keith

Unread post by **Jan Rosser** » 23 Oct 2013, 08:26

A fox (don't mean OBF)

Unread post by **oldbluefox** » 23 Oct 2013, 08:31

Onelife wrote:
Hi HK

This is serious; you should see the state of my sofa

Regards

Keith

Two foxes?

Unread post by **GillD46** » 23 Oct 2013, 08:37

A badger???

Unread post by **Dancing Queen** » 23 Oct 2013, 08:47

A Hedgehog ??

Unread post by **Susan Watt** » 23 Oct 2013, 08:48

You haven't had birds down the chimney again have you?

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 23 Oct 2013, 09:06

a frog?

a bat?

a deer?

or did the dog just pee on your sette and you are trying to cover it up with tales of exotic wildlife invading you home?

Unread post by **HK phooey** » 23 Oct 2013, 09:07

DQ, unless Onelife has a very small trampoline next to his sofa, I doubt it was a. hedgehog.

Unread post by **Onelife** » 23 Oct 2013, 09:20

HK phooey wrote:
DQ, unless Onelife has a very small trampoline next to his sofa, I doubt it was a. hedgehog.

HK

None of you are even close yet...keep guessing!!

Btw the bl**dy thing stood its ground when I approached it.

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 23 Oct 2013, 09:24

Keefy there are no unicorns, basilisks or dragons where you live

my guess is it was a field mouse and you are bigging it up, coz you got fwitened by an ickle mouse

Unread post by **Ray B** » 23 Oct 2013, 09:29

Rat or a Feral cat.

Ray

Unread post by **Onelife** » 23 Oct 2013, 09:38

Hi Darknightie.

We’re not talking fairytales here..this was “the real McCoy”

And no it wasn’t a mouse...squeak squeak

Keefy

Unread post by **Dancing Queen** » 23 Oct 2013, 10:08

Onelife wrote:
HK phooey wrote:
DQ, unless Onelife has a very small trampoline next to his sofa, I doubt it was a. hedgehog.

HK

None of you are even close yet...keep guessing!!

Btw the bl**dy thing stood its ground when I approached it.

I was thinking 'outside the box' and that maybe the dog brought it in

Unread post by **HK phooey** » 23 Oct 2013, 10:08

Was it a chicken?

Unread post by **Dancing Queen** » 23 Oct 2013, 10:10

A Duck ......

Unread post by **Dancing Queen** » 23 Oct 2013, 10:11

OK I give in, it must have been Goldilocks and she spilt the porridge

Unread post by **Delboy** » 23 Oct 2013, 10:12

If it's done a lot of damage, it could have been a squirrel.

My wife has this thing about conkers placed in the corner of a room, keeps spiders at bay, so we have 2/3 conkers, place in a corner of our dining room and lounge, they have been there since last year so are rock hard.

The other night, she was up in the middle of the night, sitting in the lounge reading, as she could not sleep, when suddenly she heard a noise, on the tiled floor between the dining room and the kitchen.
When she turned round and looked, suddenly a conker rolled into the kitchen, followed a short time later by a mouse, who had rolled the conker all the way from the dining room to our kitchen.

When she got up, the mouse ran behind the fridge freezer, we have not seen it since and there is no evidence, mouse droppings etc, that it is still around.

I think she found it a bit scary suddenly to see this conker roll into the kitchen all on its own.

Unread post by **Frank Manning** » 23 Oct 2013, 10:13

Has anyone suggested a rat? Sorry, I see that they have.

Alternatively a sparrowhawk or an owl?

Unread post by **GillD46** » 23 Oct 2013, 10:28

Rabbit or hare?

Unread post by **Anne D** » 23 Oct 2013, 10:57

A Snake ?

How could anything get in anyway unless it was able to get through a cat flap or you leave windows and doors open.?

Anne

Unread post by **Manoverboard** » 23 Oct 2013, 11:35

Was it Darknighty ?

Unread post by **oldbluefox** » 23 Oct 2013, 12:11

Manoverboard wrote:
Was it Darknighty ?

Good guess Mob. Seems to fit the description.

Unread post by **Stephen** » 23 Oct 2013, 12:22

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