Who's been sitting in my chair?

[Onelife]

Hey! Darkestknightmare I’m no whimp....you try saying shoo, shoo fifteen times to a “slug” and see how you feel.

[Dark Knight]

squeaker
if I told it to jump, it would ask how high
and you dog is a wimp
ours would have eaten it

[Onelife]

The difference being... your dog eats out of desperation.... we feed ours!!

[Dark Knight]

ours are guard dogs, not some pampered lap dog, that runs from a tiny ickle slug

[Onelife]

Yeah! Well I’d rather have a pampered pooch than a rabid "thug" like yours

[Dark Knight]

Thugs...we have 3 of them

[Stephen]

Last summer we found a HUGE red/orange thing which turned out to be a slug - I think they come from somewhere in Spain/Portugal - anyway somehow they had found their way over here. It was horrible, about the size of an apple and this hideous orange colour. What did we do with it - well I let my husband deal with it - well, isn't that what husbands are for? Not sure what he did I've never asked but the thought of stamping on it - yuck!

Speaking of things standing their ground, last year a bird, looked a young blackbird, appeared in the garden, just sitting on the grass. First I thought it was dead, but then it moved but didn't even try to fly away. I assumed it was injured and did what most wives would do - went indoors and waited for my husband to appear. We then had a conversation about what to do. We couldn't leave it there, and if it was injured well....... John decided he would go and find a cardboard box to put it in - I asked what was the point of that. Well, I think the point was that he didn't want to despatch it. So he went and got a box and a spade to pick it up with. As he approached, spade in hand, the bird seemed to take one look - think, No thanks, and flew up and over the wall!

Carole

What's a black bird doing in your garden Carole

Have you been drinking again Stephen?

What time is it.

[Onelife]

Last summer we found a HUGE red/orange thing which turned out to be a slug - I think they come from somewhere in Spain/Portugal - anyway somehow they had found their way over here. It was horrible, about the size of an apple and this hideous orange colour. What did we do with it - well I let my husband deal with it - well, isn't that what husbands are for? Not sure what he did I've never asked but the thought of stamping on it - yuck!

Speaking of things standing their ground, last year a bird, looked a young blackbird, appeared in the garden, just sitting on the grass. First I thought it was dead, but then it moved but didn't even try to fly away. I assumed it was injured and did what most wives would do - went indoors and waited for my husband to appear. We then had a conversation about what to do. We couldn't leave it there, and if it was injured well....... John decided he would go and find a cardboard box to put it in - I asked what was the point of that. Well, I think the point was that he didn't want to despatch it. So he went and got a box and a spade to pick it up with. As he approached, spade in hand, the bird seemed to take one look - think, No thanks, and flew up and over the wall!

Carole

What's a black bird doing in your garden Carole

Have you been drinking again Stephen?

What time is it.

Time we met up for a drink me ole mate

[Onelife]

P.s Just posted a cracker...”Morning all”

NOT one for the ladies though

[Stephen]

P.s Just posted a cracker...”Morning all”

NOT one for the ladies though

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