thought for the day

[Meg 50]

Women are Angels.
And when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly...usually on a broomstick.
We are flexible like that.

[oldbluefox]

Women are Angels.
And when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly...usually on a broomstick.
We are flexible like that.

Should that not be:
Women are Angels.
And when we get married, we simply continue to fly...usually on a broomstick.
We are flexible like that.

(dives for cover!!)

[The Invigilator]

Nicely put Meg

[Admiral of the Humber]

Nicely put OBF

[Silver_Shiney]

A man is not complete until he is married....



... and then he is completely finished.

(move over, OBF)

[Kaziebelle]

Two blokes talking,one says to the other...my mother in law is an angel to which the other bloke says oh,mine is still alive!

[Kaziebelle]

Why does sourkraut have a sell by date?