"Onelife's Pinch an inch diet"

[Onelife]

For those who are thinking about shedding a few pounds in readiness for the 2014 cruise season Onelife will be launching his community (Pinch an inch diet) starting January 3rd.

All welcome... I may even wavier the joining fee if we get enough members...There’ll be no embarrassing public weigh-in and you can eat as much as you like as long as you tell the truth when you proudly tell all and sundry what you’ve lost each week.

For those who are interested the “Pinch an inch diet” consists of nothing more than the will power to resist what you know you shouldn’t be eating.

Just to make you feel better Onelife will be aiming to lose 32 lbs which should (in six months time) get me somewhere near my target weight of 11 stone 8 lbs.

In the mean time eat drink and be merry.

I’ll revisit this thread on January 2nd to see who has the will power to sign up.

Regards

Chubby chops Aka ( Onelife)

[Suekersh]

Hi one life,

Your first member signing up. We are cruising on 13 December for 2 weeks then need to lose whatever we put on + what we don't lose between now and then before end of Jan when we go on our next cruise hol for 8 weeks. Will need to be mega good.

Sue

[Silver_Shiney]

I'll join you, mate, I could do with losing a bit of weight.

[Onelife]

Hi Sue,

As you’re the first "pinch an inch" member to sign up I’m sending you a box of keefy chocolates... Oops!

Hi Mr Shiny

Looking at your Avatar you don’t look like you’ve got a lot to shed but welcome to the club anyway

Regards

Chubby chops

[Onelife]

Hey Alan,

Sorry mate, I hadn’t noticed you’d changed your Avatar

[Silver_Shiney]

Keith, I'm going to the US tomorrow - they don't know the meaning of "small portions". I need to lose weight!!

Hey Alan,

Sorry mate, I hadn’t noticed you’d changed your Avatar

Only about 3-4 months ago!!

[Suekersh]

Hi Sue,

As you’re the first "pinch an inch" member to sign up I’m sending you a box of keefy chocolates... Oops!

Thanks Kevyn yum yum cyber choccys just how I like my calories.lol.

[Dark Knight]

dear porky cheese eater
I wish you well in your quest to be able to see your feet, when you are standing up
sadly I will not be joining you in your fine effort as I will be eating like a starving dog over xmas and I am on a cruise mid Jan, this will also involve eating copious amounts of food and alcohol

but I hope you achieve your goal and are able to relieve your lovely wife ,of the onerous duty of having to put your socks on for you and having to tie your shoe laces

your slim toned friend
DK

[Onelife]

Have a lovely trip Alan and bring me back some American carrots as I’ve heard they’re better for your eyes than the ones you can get here

Regards

Keith

[Silver_Shiney]

dear porky cheese eater


your slim toned friend
DK

Right, that does it.

Princess Ariel on an XXXL it is for you, sunshine

[Dark Knight]

Err that was for Captain Squeaky not you SS

[Onelife]

dear porky cheese eater
I wish you well in your quest to be able to see your feet, when you are standing up
sadly I will not be joining you in your fine effort as I will be eating like a starving dog over xmas and I am on a cruise mid Jan, this will also involve eating copious amounts of food and alcohol

but I hope you achieve your goal and are able to relieve your lovely wife ,of the onerous duty of having to put your socks on for you and having to tie your shoe laces

your slim toned friend
DK

Darkestknightmare,

I can see mee feet it the thing below my belly button that I haven’t seen for years ... Come to think of it neither has my wife

[Onelife]

Err that was for Captain Squeaky not you SS

Easy mistake Alan... Darkpanties pops up when you least expect him ....let me know if you want to borrow some nut crackers

[Silver_Shiney]

Err that was for Captain Squeaky not you SS

hmmmm.... I'll believe you, thousands wouldn't

[Admiral of the Humber]

Dear Keefy Onelife,

As you well know I am a bit of a skinny geezer but as you're a nice chap I'll join your merry (not so) little band.

Regards
Your chum Robbie

[karenandbob]

Hi Onelife,

I would like to join your "pinch an inch" diet please. We are going on the NYE cruise on Azura and will be back on the 12th January. I need to loose 7lbs at the moment but when we return I expect it wwill be more than that. I promise to be truthful about what I eat and how much I have lost each week!!!

[Frank Manning]

Count me in too. I have lost 20lbs over the past eighteen months but with this miserable weather, the temptation to 'comfort eat' is strong. Home made chocolate brownies today; must do better tomorrow!

[Onelife]

Welcome to the club Robbie, KarenandBob, and Frank.

Whether its stones, lbs or ounces you’re looking to lose Onelife’s “Pinch an Inch diet” will get you feeling healthier, fitter and slimmer ....It’s just that I haven’t quite worked out how we are going to do it yet!!

Just a few more members then I can start my motivational speeches...In the mean time repeat after me....

“I need to lose weight and I’m going to do it”

Hey Robbie if you are what they call skinny then I must be grotesquely overweight

Regards

Chubby Chops

[Dancing Queen]

Count me in 'Chubby Chops' but as I will still be away on the 3rd I'll join you a week later on the 10th if that is ok

[haveabeer]

count me in as well managed to lose one and half stone but just cant shift the last 7lbs the formal trousers never fit on the second week

[Kenmo1]

Count me in too. I have lost 20lbs over the past eighteen months but with this miserable weather, the temptation to 'comfort eat' is strong. Home made chocolate brownies today; must do better tomorrow!

Frank - I know exactly what you mean about comfort eating during this miserable weather plus I am a fair weather walker and we don't seem to be doing any walking at all at the moment (only out the front door and straight into the car) so I would also like and need to join the pinch an inch diet. Please count me in Onelife. Thanks, Maureen.

[Stephen]

For those who are thinking about shedding a few pounds in readiness for the 2014 cruise season Onelife will be launching his community (Pinch an inch diet) starting January 3rd.

All welcome... I may even wavier the joining fee if we get enough members...There’ll be no embarrassing public weigh-in and you can eat as much as you like as long as you tell the truth when you proudly tell all and sundry what you’ve lost each week.

For those who are interested the “Pinch an inch diet” consists of nothing more than the will power to resist what you know you shouldn’t be eating.

Just to make you feel better Onelife will be aiming to lose 32 lbs which should (in six months time) get me somewhere near my target weight of 11 stone 8 lbs.

In the mean time eat drink and be merry.

I’ll revisit this thread on January 2nd to see who has the will power to sign up.




Regards

Chubby chops Aka ( Onelife)

Pinch an inch who are you kidding ..................

[Onelife]

Hi Jo,

I’ll do all the paper work (in your absence) as long as you allow me to use your recently taken Avatar photo as a “Pinch an inch” promotional tool...btw...how many “ounces” are you looking to lose?
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Welcome on board Dave...Nice to see a few men signing up

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Hi Maureen,

I love this Quote..... “Take care of your body. It's the only place you have to live”

John Rohan

I only wish I’d found it earlier….roll on January 3rd

Regards

Chubby Cheeks.

[Onelife]

For those who are thinking about shedding a few pounds in readiness for the 2014 cruise season Onelife will be launching his community (Pinch an inch diet) starting January 3rd.

All welcome... I may even wavier the joining fee if we get enough members...There’ll be no embarrassing public weigh-in and you can eat as much as you like as long as you tell the truth when you proudly tell all and sundry what you’ve lost each week.

For those who are interested the “Pinch an inch diet” consists of nothing more than the will power to resist what you know you shouldn’t be eating.

Just to make you feel better Onelife will be aiming to lose 32 lbs which should (in six months time) get me somewhere near my target weight of 11 stone 8 lbs.

In the mean time eat drink and be merry.

I’ll revisit this thread on January 2nd to see who has the will power to sign up.




Regards

Chubby chops Aka ( Onelife)

Pinch an inch who are you kidding ..................

Stephen, My initial name for the diet was going to be...“Pinch the Flab” but I thought you might have taken it too personally

[karenandbob]

Hi Onelife,

I have already signed up to your Pinch an Inch diet" and just wandered if you had seen the "myfitnesspal.com" site - it calculates your calories and takes into account the exercise you have done that day - it bases it on 1200 calories a day for ladies not sure about men.

I put on a stone when I gave up smoking three years ago and I have managed to loose 7lbs of that but just can't manage to loose those last few pounds, so I need all the help I can get. Really looking forward to this site becoming a reality.

Karen