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gfwgfw wrote:
Me to her . . . your lovely dress would look even better on my bedroom floor

Her to me . . .

Answer on a PM should be fun :D

gfwgfw x
I would imagine your lovely Betty told you in no uncertain terms she wasn't that sort of a girl :lolno:

She must have liked the 'twinkle in your eye' though as you obviously got a second chance :thumbup:

Lub You Lots xx
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Answers on aPM?? Come on Graham we all need a laugh!! :lol:

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Frank Manning wrote:
Answers on aPM?? Come on Graham we all need a laugh!! :lol:
Hello Frank

There is a very happy ending

With patience

Betty's beautiful dress was modestly, with lights out, shed on November Fifth, 1955 on the floor of our luxurious honeymoon suite at The Strand Palace Hotel, London

We were both still wearing our "L" plates generously gifted by Tennis Club friends

Halcyon days - now just a treasured memory

Graham
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Those memories are precious Graham, you are right to treasure them.

When we prepared to go to bed on the first night of our honeymoon, a door slammed and a loud voice (male) said, "Guess what? We've got a honeymoon couple next door." So much for trying to be discreet.

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The 'loud voice' was probably just jealous Frank as he expected to be kept awake all night :crazy:

No-one can ever take your memories away Graham so as Frank says 'treasure them' and keep sharing them because I'm a nosey so and so :lol: :lol:
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Dancing Queen wrote:
The 'loud voice' was probably just jealous Frank as he expected to be kept awake all night :crazy:

No-one can ever take your memories away Graham so as Frank says 'treasure them' and keep sharing them because I'm a nosey so and so :lol: :lol:
Its not being nosey DQ. Its having an interest in people, and a sense of fun.

Our honeymoon was hilarious, but Sue will kill me if I repeat some of the funny things which happened, and they aren't really risque either. We nicknamed the barman 'Foxy'. I cant remember why, but he asked Sue (Who was already by then a fabulous cook) if she had learned to boil water yet? She said
" Only over our camp fire. We haven't any other way."

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Girls, no sense of humour. You try your best chat up line of "do you do a turn" and they go and get all funny about it.......the lezzers :D

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