For all you Strictly Fans ....

[Stephen]

I’m starting to think some of you need to pop into specsavers....Patrick was fantastic on Saturday and yet none of you dare give him a mention ...Are you all blind???

Vote Patrick....I’ve got a massive electricity repair bill to pay

Regards

OL

I did happen to notice some black guy doing a turn this week Onelife. Did one of the other dancers put in a sick note again

[Onelife]

Hi Frank,

As you so rightly say Frank, they’re all in with a chance, and personalities will have an influence on who makes it to the final. I wasn’t too impressed with Susanna on Saturday and was surprised not to see her in the dance off...Ah well there’s always next week

I have thought about doing some busking but my voice is a little squeak, squeaky these days so I think it best that I rely on my wife putting in some extra overtime tending the sick and poorly.

If you would like to forward a small donation (via Me!) I’ll make sure it goes to a good cause.

Regards

Keith

[Onelife]

I’m starting to think some of you need to pop into specsavers....Patrick was fantastic on Saturday and yet none of you dare give him a mention ...Are you all blind???

Vote Patrick....I’ve got a massive electricity repair bill to pay

Regards

OL

I did happen to notice some black guy doing a turn this week Onelife. Did one of the other dancers put in a sick note again

Hey! Stephen,

I’m surprised you even noticed it was a black guy...let’s face it; your eyes never venture further above the girlies waistlines

Pervert!!!

[Dancing Queen]

I’m starting to think some of you need to pop into specsavers....Patrick was fantastic on Saturday and yet none of you dare give him a mention ...Are you all blind???

Vote Patrick....I’ve got a massive electricity repair bill to pay

Regards

OL

Ooops sorry Keefy I forgot to mention 'your cause' this week

[Stephen]

I’m starting to think some of you need to pop into specsavers....Patrick was fantastic on Saturday and yet none of you dare give him a mention ...Are you all blind???

Vote Patrick....I’ve got a massive electricity repair bill to pay

Regards

OL

I did happen to notice some black guy doing a turn this week Onelife. Did one of the other dancers put in a sick note again

Hey! Stephen,

I’m surprised you even noticed it was a black guy...let’s face it; your eyes never venture further above the girlies waistlines

Pervert!!!

Yeah, and I bet your loose change was rattling away in your so called pocket


And when will you learn that it's 'MR' pervert to you.

[Dark Knight]

Patrick should have had 40 were it not for CRH being a complete a*se as usual

suzanna was not good but way better than Mark and Ashley and Ola's dance was B O R I N G

[Onelife]

I’m starting to think some of you need to pop into specsavers....Patrick was fantastic on Saturday and yet none of you dare give him a mention ...Are you all blind???

Vote Patrick....I’ve got a massive electricity repair bill to pay

Regards

OL

Ooops sorry Keefy I forgot to mention 'your cause' this week

Hi Jo,

Your missive has been noted but I’m willing to overlook it on this occasion, albeit with a slight reduction in your 10% commision.

I know this reduction sounds a little harsh but rest assured you are still my favourite poster ... but please don’t tell the others I’ve said that

Regards

Keith

[Onelife]

I’m starting to think some of you need to pop into specsavers....Patrick was fantastic on Saturday and yet none of you dare give him a mention ...Are you all blind???

Vote Patrick....I’ve got a massive electricity repair bill to pay

Regards

OL

I did happen to notice some black guy doing a turn this week Onelife. Did one of the other dancers put in a sick note again

Hey! Stephen,

I’m surprised you even noticed it was a black guy...let’s face it; your eyes never venture further above the girlies waistlines

Pervert!!!

Yeah, and I bet your loose change was rattling away in your so called pocket


And when will you learn that it's 'MR' pervert to you.

Dear “MR” pervert,

I haven’t a clue what you are talking about with regards ... “Yeah, and I bet your loose change was rattling away in your so called pocket”

I think you need to take a firm grip of yourself Stephen and not just while watching strictly come dancing

[Onelife]

Patrick should have had 40 were it not for CRH being a complete a*se as usual

suzanna was not good but way better than Mark and Ashley and Ola's dance was B O R I N G

Hi Brightestknightmare,

Clearly a man who knows talent when he sees it...I’ve decided to give you 5% of Dancing Queens commission...but please don’t tell Jo I’ve said that...squeak squeak.

Regards

The squeaky cheese eater

[emjay45]

Alfie Boe, what a voice, beautiful.

Lovely voice, but the words of that song makes both of us cry, so we try not to hear it; ever.
.

Oh Frank

[Dancing Queen]

Patrick should have had 40 were it not for CRH being a complete a*se as usual

suzanna was not good but way better than Mark and Ashley and Ola's dance was B O R I N G

Hi Brightestknightmare,

Clearly a man who knows talent when he sees it...I’ve decided to give you 5% of Dancing Queens commission...but please don’t tell Jo I’ve said that...squeak squeak.

Regards

The squeaky cheese eater

Ahhh that's ok Keefy I don't mind sharing as long as Brightestknightmare keeps your 'cause' going as next Saturday is the last time I will be able to remind people to vote for Patrick

[Onelife]

Hi Jo,

Then it is a good opportunity for me to say a big thank you for supporting a very worthy “cause”

Hope you have a fantastic cruise and don’t be afraid to over indulge...you’ve got Onelife’s “Pinch an Inch diet” to look forward to on your return

Regards

Keith

[emjay45]

Onelife I did think Patrick was really good and you may yet win your bet. I think they have all improved. The right person was evicted, although I like Mark it was time for him to go.
Hope you have a great cruise DQ.

[Onelife]

Hi emjay

Being impartial I would like to think Patrick is in with a chance of making the final, however, it could be a bitter sweet experience from a betting prospective. I took a peek at my betting slip a couple of days back, I thought I’d taken 16/1 about Patrick winning the final only to realise I actually taken 14/1. This may seem a good bet now but if I had waited until after the first dance off I could have taken 66/1. I’m not a greedy bugger but I’ll feel pig sick if he does win.

Kind regards

Keith x

[emjay45]

Hi emjay

Being impartial I would like to think Patrick is in with a chance of making the final, however, it could be a bitter sweet experience from a betting prospective. I took a peek at my betting slip a couple of days back, I thought I’d taken 16/1 about Patrick winning the final only to realise I actually taken 14/1. This may seem a good bet now but if I had waited until after the first dance off I could have taken 66/1. I’m not a greedy bug*er but I’ll feel pig sick if he does win.

Kind regards

Keith x

Oh 66/1 wow!! I hope you win anyhow but the competition is quite tough.

[Frank Manning]

Ola was a- ma- zing on 'It takes two tonight'. What a sparky little lady she is.

Unsurprisingly Patrick doesn't float my boat, but I am tending towards Abby because of her personality.

I wish we could dance, but I am almost 6'4" and Sue is 5'2".

[Onelife]

If by personality you mean long slender legs, gorgeous figure and a lovely shy but endearing smile then I totally agree with you Frank

[Dancing Queen]

Hi Jo,

Then it is a good opportunity for me to say a big thank you for supporting a very worthy “cause” :

Hope you have a fantastic cruise and don’t be afraid to over indulge...you’ve got Onelife’s “Pinch an Inch diet” to look forward to on your return

Regards

Keith

Thank you ... I'd forgotten about the 'pinch an inch'

[Dancing Queen]

Onelife I did think Patrick was really good and you may yet win your bet. I think they have all improved. The right person was evicted, although I like Mark it was time for him to go.
Hope you have a great cruise DQ.

Thanks emjay, another 9 days to go but time is flying by, not enough hours in a day at the moment

[oldbluefox]

Are you going on a cruise DQ?

[Dancing Queen]

As if Foxy

[Frank Manning]

If by personality you mean long slender legs, gorgeous figure and a lovely shy but endearing smile then I totally agree with you Frank

Just what endeared me to Sue!

[Onelife]

If by personality you mean long slender legs, gorgeous figure and a lovely shy but endearing smile then I totally agree with you Frank

Just what endeared me to Sue!

Ahh! That’s nice Frank...Remember to tell your wife you’ve said that

I have to admit I found the same qualities in my own wife...unfortunately the bad temper, constant nagging, and expensive tastes didn’t rear their heads until I’d made a vow to love cherish and “obey” her....Squeak squeak

Regards

Keith

[Kenmo1]

If by personality you mean long slender legs, gorgeous figure and a lovely shy but endearing smile then I totally agree with you Frank

Just what endeared me to Sue!

Ahh! That’s nice Frank...Remember to tell your wife you’ve said that

I have to admit I found the same qualities in my own wife...unfortunately the bad temper, constant nagging, and expensive tastes didn’t rear their heads until I’d made a vow to love cherish and “obey” her....Squeak squeak

Regards

Keith

You certainly love living dangerously. Onelife.

[Onelife]

Hi Kenmo,

What’s said on this forum goes no further OK. ...less of course you want to see Onelife perform an escape even Harry Houdini couldn’t perform...Yes!... coming Darling.

Regards

Keith