Most disgusting thing.

[Onelife]

What’s the most disgusting thing you’ve ever witnessed? I doubt you will come up with anything quite as disgusting as what I am about to tell you...

About forty years ago me and my football mates went to a disco in Town ...as the night wore on we all became well lubricated to the point where one of the younger members of our team said he was feeling quite poorly. Anyway to cut a long story short we found ourselves sitting next to a group of girls who asked us to look after their bags while they went for a dance. Shortly after this, this lad turned to us and said he was going to be sick, at which point he picked up one of the girls bags and....I can’t even bring myself to say what he did but it has to be one of the most disgusting things I’ve ever witnessed.

What’s yours?

Regards

OL

[Kendhni]

This is actually the second most disgusting thing I have witnessed.
There was a problem with dog owners not clearing up after their pets in our area so a warden was sent out and was very quick to issue fines. One elderly lady's dog obviously had an upset stomach so she left it but the warden came along at that point and told her if she did not clean it up she would be fined .. she asked him how the heck she was expected to lift what was mostly liquid but he told her that that was her problem not his. So she pulled a single tissue out of her pocket and started to mop it up, it was all over the place, other dog owners in the area were offering her tissues and anything else they had to help lift it.

I actually gave her a bundle of napkins I had in my pocket and a cloth handkerchief (but I was not gentleman enough to help her, some things are beyond chivalry) ... you could see that she was not only very close to tears but her gag reflexes were really obvious.

[Quizzical Bob]

This is actually the second most disgusting thing I have witnessed.
There was a problem with dog owners not clearing up after their pets in our area so a warden was sent out and was very quick to issue fines. One elderly lady's dog obviously had an upset stomach so she left it but the warden came along at that point and told her if she did not clean it up she would be fined .. she asked him how the heck she was expected to lift what was mostly liquid but he told her that that was her problem not his. So she pulled a single tissue out of her pocket and started to mop it up, it was all over the place, other dog owners in the area were offering her tissues and anything else they had to help lift it.

I actually gave her a bundle of napkins I had in my pocket and a cloth handkerchief (but I was not gentleman enough to help her, some things are beyond chivalry) ... you could see that she was not only very close to tears but her gag reflexes were really obvious.

Why couldn't he dog have done its whoopsies in her own garden instead of a public place?

[Stephen]

Apart from watching I'm a celebrity get me some beer, seeing someone where I use to work eat 20+ raw eggs for a bet and then watching their face turn green. How I didn't throw up I don't know

[Onelife]

This is actually the second most disgusting thing I have witnessed.
There was a problem with dog owners not clearing up after their pets in our area so a warden was sent out and was very quick to issue fines. One elderly lady's dog obviously had an upset stomach so she left it but the warden came along at that point and told her if she did not clean it up she would be fined .. she asked him how the heck she was expected to lift what was mostly liquid but he told her that that was her problem not his. So she pulled a single tissue out of her pocket and started to mop it up, it was all over the place, other dog owners in the area were offering her tissues and anything else they had to help lift it.

I actually gave her a bundle of napkins I had in my pocket and a cloth handkerchief (but I was not gentleman enough to help her, some things are beyond chivalry) ... you could see that she was not only very close to tears but her gag reflexes were really obvious.

Hi Ken,

That certainly fits into the category of disgusting... “On both counts”....It also takes the term “jobs worth” to a whole new level.

I think I’ve mentioned this before but another thing that I found disgusting was when I was walking behind this chap in Tesco’s...he had, what I believe to be a child of around 4/5 years old sitting in his trolley. All the way down the aisle all he kept saying was ...”you’re a little “Bugger” aren’t you”... If he said it once he said it five times..... I’ve mellowed considerably this past few years but I was within an inch of telling him what a p***ock he was..Stupid man!!

Regards

Keith

[Silver_Shiney]

Many years ago at Glasgow University, two students went to the busy refectory, one of them bought something to eat and they sat down at a table. The other one suddeny started making unpleasant noises, clutched his stomach and vomitted over the table. The first guy reached over with his fork and started eating the chunks.

It was later revealed to be a stunt and the second guy had a hot water bottle full of vegetable soup that he squeezed out through a tube that came up inside his jumper underneath his chin.

[Onelife]

Hi Alan,

“The first guy reached over with his fork and started eating the chunks”.

I started to retch after reading that but thankfully got to your last sentence in time

Nice one!

Regards

Keith

[Frank Manning]

We did a Med cruise on Oceana, and in Livorno we had our tour cancelled (It was too highbrow for most of the plebs aboard at the time ) so our son in law frog marched us around Livorno with our then little grandson in his push chair. Sadly for me I trod in a nasty dogs 'whoopsie' some way from the ship. The resulltant clean up before I dare rejoin the ship was difficult and I had to walk up the gangway barefoot carrying the offending deck shoe. I then had to take it to the public loo on the ship and wash it with Dettol and wipes (we always carry a bottle of Dettol aboard). It was thoroughly yuk!!

Dont get me started on discussions about dog poo...I think Kirsty's remarks about £500 fine and community service are too lenient. I would string the owners up in public, with their little bark and poo machines. The militant doggie brigade in Poole tear down the signs warning them about fines they are so repugnant.

[The Tinker]

Thanks everyone - I really wish I hadn't opened this thread

[Frank Manning]

Sorry Tinks! It is a bit tasteless; but then look who started it!

[Onelife]

Sorry Tinks! It is a bit tasteless; but then look who started it!

....then try taking a spoon full of sugar with it, it makes it a whole lot easier to swallow

Regards

Keith

[sagaris]

Picture the scene. Lovely hotel in Hua Hin Thailand, beautiful pool. Man in said pool with his son of about 18 months old, son had no clothes on, said son did a poo in the pool, man gets out of the pool with son but not the poo !!!

Molly

p.s just found this site after reading a clue on the cruise critic site, brilliant to see so many name I remember from the old Pando site. Well done to whoever set this up

[oldbluefox]

Welcome to the site sagaris.

[Onelife]

And a warm welcome from me too

[Onelife]

Btw....pleased to see you've chosen one of my "disgusting" threads to introduce yourself

[sagaris]

Btw....pleased to see you've chosen one of my "disgusting" threads to introduce yourself

I just had to, it is a most interesting thread

[ItsmeAnnC]

Unknown to me, my then 8 year-old daughter had eaten a whole box of Smarties before dinner. Just as the waiter was about to serve the soup she threw up all over the table - on Canberra!