What's that noise?

[emjay45]

did Invigilator win?

No Meg I'm afraid not. Poor Onelife is having a very bad run of luck at the moment.

[Onelife]

Hi Meg,

It has to be said poor Onelife has had a terrible run of luck...first it was the electrical fault which required quite a lot of floorboard being lifted, then is was the combi-bolier (No hot water) then the invigilator had no luck in running but finished like a train...then Patrick got knobbled by thank you, thank you, thank you, Susanna, how did I make the final Reid, then my bridge fell out(Tooth) and to cap it all Darkestnightmare has been giving me lots of stick this past few days which at the very least should have warranted a formal warning by my “once” good mate MOB.

But hey listen up, I’ve just returned from the dentist and he has managed to restore my dashing good looks to the state they were in before my tooth bridge fell out, further to this he has assured me that if the same thing happens again he will replace the bridge free of charge.

I think my luck is changing so I’ve gone and had a little bit on Chemistry Master in the 3.15 at ffos las.

Wish me luck

Best wishes

Keith

[Silver_Shiney]

Glad to hear your dental problems are being sorted, Keith.

[Onelife]

Thanks Alan,

I was expecting the worst as the retaining tooth had sheared off at gum level. Thankfully there was still enough tooth to attach the old bridge tooth too which as you can imagine was the best news possible. ..I would have hated having to wear a denture.

Regards

Keith

[Dark Knight]

ey up Squeaky cheesebotherer

As I live in a very posh gated village, I doubt your pikey mates will get within half a mile of here. without being savaged by the local hounds
now as I count ,you have given £15 to the bookies cruise fund, and a £20 to the pikeys, so you are £35 down for sweet FA
the only cruise you will be on is round the park boating lake
and stop creeping to Moby, he has you card marked, as all the wimmim keep complaining ,that you are all mouth and not trousers in the promises dept

just not your week really

[Onelife]

Hey ho, Vapourpuffer... don’t make me laugh “gated village”??? From what I’ve heard the only gates around your property are the ones that protect your windows and doors...

“Wrong side of the Humber according to a mate of mine”.

Another fiver down the drain today which is about the same amount you pay to kick your filthy habit... with a cough, splutter and an air freshener.

As for the delivery I sent you the other night... my mates decided to turn back having trod in some much dog sh*t on their approach to your gated compound that they actually felt sorry for you, so much so that they left boxes of poop bags as a reminder to all the other irresponsible hound owners living on your dog infested council estate.

There is no doubt Mob knows how to play his cards right as I taught him everything he knows, including to be very careful when playing against vapourpuffing losers!!

As for the “lovely ladies” on this forum...well what more can I say

Regards

Keefy the Rat slayer

[Dark Knight]

Oh keefy
the truth hurts eh
not to worry I am sure you will have plenty more opportunities to throw away your money
I hear there is a 3 legged horse running in strictly, that you can squander your ill gotten gains on
ooops it's been sent to the knackers yard

when you can drag your a*se up here, I will make sure security are on the look out for a shifty bloke, trying to scam nice ladies out of their savings and let the dogs out, then we will see how much sh*t one mouse can make , when its being chased down the street by 3 attack Jack Russels

Chin up Cheese monkey

[emjay45]

I'm glad your dentist sorted you out Onelife. I've just had a good laugh at yours and DK's posts.
BTW I KNOW my chocolates will turn up one day

[Dark Knight]

MJ
sorry to be the bearer of ill tidings during the festive period
but you have more chance of getting a Unicorn for xmas , than Cheese monkey delivering choccies

[Silver_Shiney]

Keefy the Rat slayer

[Onelife]

I'm glad your dentist sorted you out Onelife. I've just had a good laugh at yours and DK's posts.
BTW I KNOW my chocolates will turn up one day

Hi emjay,

As you’re well aware overseas deliveries can be a little slow at this time of year but rest assured they will eventually find their way to you...I just need to find a unicorn that can swim

Regards

Keefy

[Onelife]

Keefy the Rat slayer

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Hi Alan,

Perhaps a little strong....but don’t worry, he knows who squeaks the loudest!

Regards

Squeak squeak squeak!!!!!

No offensive intended nor would I imagine taken?

Keith

[Silver_Shiney]

Hi Alan,

Perhaps a little strong....but don’t worry, he knows who squeaks the loudest!

Regards

Squeak squeak squeak!!!!!

No offensive intended nor would I imagine taken?

Keith

Taken the way it was given, dear sir - maliciously

[Stephen]

Take no notice of them Oneslice. It's not your fault you've got more money than sense. You weren't to know there was only one horse racing. And how were you to know it was blind and suffering from the trots

[Dark Knight]

Stephen
he ain't got much money left after giving it to the bookie, for his cabin upgrade
so if he aint got much money...how much sense ......???