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Just been perusing my Daily Mail to read that the middle-age ladies of this sceptre isles are spending megabucks on . . . wait for it . . .

Designer Vaginas

"I don't beliveee it" :lol:
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Is this taking Formal nights a tad too far ?
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gfwgfw wrote:
Evening All

Just been perusing my Daily Mail to read that the middle-age ladies of this sceptre isles are spending megabucks on . . . wait for it . . .

Designer Vaginas

"I don't beliveee it" :lol:

words fail me.....
One day P&O will cruise out of the north.....

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Giant Member of the forum
there are several rejoiners to your opening gambit
all of which will have me either
A :banned
B :moderated to death
C :flamed by middle England for uttering such profanity

sad really as they were rather funny :thumbup:

dum de dum de dum de dum dum de dum de dum dum
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I'm good at designing things :)

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Quizzical Bob wrote:
I'm good at designing things :)

you diiiirty olllld man...
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Dark Knight wrote:
Giant Member of the forum
there are several rejoiners to your opening gambit
all of which will have me either
A :banned
B :moderated to death
C :flamed by middle England for uttering such profanity

sad really as they were rather funny :thumbup:

dum de dum de dum de dum dum de dum de dum dum

HEY THERE YOU WITH THE STARS IN YOUR EYES

Sorry to be shouting . . . but please remember

I am just a, oh so happy Country ferret loving Bumpkin :sarcasm:

Perhaps finding your ever so well conceived retorts a trifle beyond my thickooo intellect

BUT

still

Luboo lots :wave:

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gfwgfw wrote:
Evening All

Just been perusing my Daily Mail to read that the middle-age ladies of this sceptre isles are spending megabucks on . . . wait for it . . .

Designer Vaginas

"I don't beliveee it" :lol:


Do they need a tester :D :thumbup:

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Oh come on, surely you don't believe anything that's written in the Daily Wail !!
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My SIL was given notice of redundancy just before Christmas, he finishes on 31 January (just before annual bonuses are due to be announced, so he misses out on that).

He's having his annual appraisal next week.... and part of the process is to set objectives for the next year....
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Silver_Shiney wrote:
My SIL was given notice of redundancy just before Christmas, he finishes on 31 January (just before annual bonuses are due to be announced, so he misses out on that).

He's having his annual appraisal next week.... and part of the process is to set objectives for the next year....


You've lost me on this one Alan

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SS
how does this fit with a designer vagina?
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Dark Knight wrote:
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how does this fit with a designer vagina?
It was more in keeping with the heading of the thread rather than the subject of the first post.
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To be honest I’m not surprised that some women consider having this type of “what in many cases is reconstructive surgery” especially when you consider what their bodies have to go through during child birth.

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Robbie Williams described watching his wife give birth as seeing his favourite pub burn down - too much information methinks but made me laugh I must admit ;)
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Hi janis,

Watching my wife give birth was one of the most trumatic things l have ever witnessed....she was so brave......not like me, l nearly fainted...squeak squeak!

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Onelife wrote:
Hi janis,

Watching my wife give birth was one of the most trumatic things l have ever witnessed....she was so brave......not like me, l nearly fainted...squeak squeak!

Regards

keith :wave:
Now why am I not surprised at that Keefy :roll: :wave:
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:lol: :wave:

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I think that the thought of being messed around down there has the same effect on ladies as the though of a man getting kicked in the ba*ls…. if you get my drift. If it isn't broken, don't fix it is my motto… (sitting here with my legs crossed!!) :crazy:
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When I popped the question to my lovely Betty . . . she said YES

Yes there was a bleedy BUT

She firmly told me that she wish to have just at least four kiddywinks

Bleeding heck I thought, but after her first laborious labour she would seriously alter her mind

How wrong was I - she delivered four "sprongs" easier than posting a flipping letter

How lucky was that - now a bleedy widower the kids and grandchildren are taking great care of the Giant

Luboo all :wave:

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Graham, You and your beloved Wife obviously brought up your children within a loving environment . You are now reaping the rewards although sadly on your own.

Luckily such things were not heard of in our younger days.

Ouch.

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gfwgfw wrote:
the kids and grandchildren are taking great care of the Giant

Luboo all :wave:

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I am very glad to know that, dear sir. It is no less than you deserve.
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