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Unread post by **Dennis The Menace** » 28 Mar 2014, 14:20

What do you mean "next instalment", that's it !

Shorter than most books I'll grant you, but it took me ages

Unread post by **Onelife** » 28 Mar 2014, 14:21

Hi David....having read the first instalment l might just do that

David....l will admit not to being one of lifes great readers but anything that can make me burst out into laughter after the first paragraph has me well and truly hooked..

Regards

keith

Unread post by **Jan Rosser** » 28 Mar 2014, 14:23

Thanks for that Dennis - you are right you would have blushed if you'd seen the antics in the brothel - I won't embarrass you with the details suffice to say they must have been very acrobatic

Unread post by **david63** » 28 Mar 2014, 14:37

Jan Rosser wrote:
Thanks for that Dennis - you are right you would have blushed if you'd seen the antics in the brothel - I won't embarrass you with the details suffice to say they must have been very acrobatic

Erm - how would you know

Unread post by **Stephen** » 28 Mar 2014, 15:19

Onelife wrote:

I sail on the 25th

That's a clever trick

Unread post by **Ian Perth** » 28 Mar 2014, 15:38

Well done DtM, glad your so happy.

Unread post by **Jan Rosser** » 28 Mar 2014, 15:47

david63 wrote:
Jan Rosser wrote:
Thanks for that Dennis - you are right you would have blushed if you'd seen the antics in the brothel - I won't embarrass you with the details suffice to say they must have been very acrobatic
Erm - how would you know

I couldn't possibly tell you but I have been there

and the guide was very descriptive

Unread post by **Onelife** » 28 Mar 2014, 15:53

Stephen wrote:
Onelife wrote:

I sail on the 25th

That's a clever trick

Hi Stephen,

What's even cleverer is that l don't sail untill July.......but please don't tell him l've said that

Unread post by **Dancing Queen** » 28 Mar 2014, 16:09

Jan Rosser wrote:
Andrea S wrote:
DTM,
DQ thinks they share they same wicked sense of humour. Is that a more polite way of saying a wink, wink, nod , nod cheeky sense of humour.
Definitely in my case Andrea and I suspect Jo's too

And mine Andrea, certainly not 'wicked' as in 'evil' the menace hasn't got a nasty bone in his body

I think it must be a regional thing I have always said someone has a wicked sense of humour if they are extremely funny.

Unread post by **Dancing Queen** » 28 Mar 2014, 16:21

Dennis The Menace wrote:
They are awful, the pair of them Andrea :-0

Hey you

after the nice things I've just said about you

As our friendly Giant would say ... 'we lubs you lots'

Great extract Den, I do hope we are going to be able to buy the book.

Oh and an 'innocent young man'

like you shouldn't even know what a brothel is !!!!

Unread post by **david63** » 28 Mar 2014, 16:26

Dancing Queen wrote:
Oh and an 'innocent young man' like you shouldn't even know what a brothel is !!!!

... and neither should an innocent young lady like you

Unread post by **Dancing Queen** » 28 Mar 2014, 17:05

I don't David

I had to ask Mr Google

Unread post by **Onelife** » 28 Mar 2014, 17:29

I've just looked it up and the nearest thing I could come up with was a clear Soup

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 28 Mar 2014, 17:51

Onelife wrote:
I've just looked it up and the nearest thing I could come up with was a clear Soup

you mean it isn't?

Unread post by **Dancing Queen** » 28 Mar 2014, 17:57

Such Innocence

Unread post by **Dennis The Menace** » 29 Mar 2014, 12:51

It's ok gents, I can now speak from a more informed position on account of Jo/Jan having just rather helpfully sent me "selfies" of them recreating the Pompeii images I missed out on.

Errr....a brothel is definitely not a soup!

Unread post by **Silver_Shiney** » 29 Mar 2014, 13:30

Dennis The Menace wrote:
It's ok gents, I can now speak from a more informed position on account of Jo/Jan having just rather helpfully sent me "selfies" of them recreating the Pompeii images I missed out on.

Errr....a brothel is definitely not a soup!

more of a consommétion?

Unread post by **kaymar** » 29 Mar 2014, 13:47

Onelife wrote:
I've just looked it up and the nearest thing I could come up with was a clear Soup

Isn't that a condomme?

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 29 Mar 2014, 14:30

I think that's a word the Yanks use when they mean an apartment.

Unread post by **Dennis The Menace** » 29 Mar 2014, 14:44

No that's condomme (minimum)

I opt for something roomier

Unread post by **Dennis The Menace** » 29 Mar 2014, 14:45

Sadly, I think I might need to downsize

Unread post by **Andrea S** » 29 Mar 2014, 16:05

DTM

And the position is ??

Unread post by **Stephen** » 29 Mar 2014, 16:23

I now know what one is, I just can't find one near me http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brothel

Unread post by **Onelife** » 29 Mar 2014, 17:07

kaymar wrote:
Onelife wrote:
I've just looked it up and the nearest thing I could come up with was a clear Soup

Isn't that a condomme?

Hi Kaymar, yes l believe it is but l'm not into chewy soups

Unread post by **Dennis The Menace** » 31 Mar 2014, 08:52

Andrea S wrote:
DTM

And the position is ??

Uncomfortable

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